Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Teenagers in love
Today, while preparing for our holiday, I realised I will have my period that week. My husband is now sulking because he thinks I’ll be so grumpy, I’ll ruin the holiday. I’ve had to talk him out of cancelling our flight twice. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Antidate
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Stay classy
Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
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perdix 31
He should have just changed the destination instead of canceling the whole thing. In those circumstances, you two should have gone to the Red Sea.
Ninjafriends 1
This is another way of saying that your bj's are sh*tty, too.
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shacoria 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I agree with the boyfriend.
DjeePee 25
I agree a little with the boyfriend. You can still have fun - even sexual - whilst the girl is on her period, but it will probably be less fun, because of the pain and the blood and so... But cancelling the vacation is a big stap, knowing that there exists something like the pill, which can cancel the period.
sourgirl101 29
The pill can cancel you period but you will need to get the prescription from the doctor in order to get them. (where I'm from) And yes, I agree, you could still fool around while on you period but it's limited to a certain degree. (:
DjeePee 25
I think everyone needs a prescription for the pill. It's still a medicine. My point is just that most women already are taking the pill, and if OP's girlfriend is one of them, she can cancel her period very easily. That's even possible with the nuvaring. Pff, you (end your partner) decide were the limits are. That's very personal.
sourgirl101 29
Not limited to you doing it, limited to how you do it. You can't play around the world if you're not under a towel or something. Unless you want your session to look like a murder scene. That's all I meant.(:
iSitt 0
but what about those tv commercials of women riding a horse on the beach in white pants?
cradle6 13
10- Very bad advice. Even if on birth control, you shouldn't be on such a high dose of estrogen that you miss periods. Dangerous, can cause blood clots. Birth control almost killed my mother.
TheDrifter 24
There are low estrogen alternatives that delay periods for longer cycles than the traditional 28 day (with 7 placebo pills in the cycle) cycle pill that has been out for almost fifty years. C'mon I'm a guy and I've learned this from the tv ads, how are women missing this information?
TurboTalon 0
Since when are most girls on the pill?? Have you seen the teen pregnancy rate lol. I agree with the bf and not just for sexual reasons. Who wants to be on vacation with cramps, moodiness, and having to change tampons/pads in public restrooms. I get that most girls are probably used to it but it's VACATION.
DjeePee 25
Oh, so the teen pregnancy rate shows us that 90% of all teens doesn't use precautions? I don't think so. It's a minority that doesn't take contraception, and the pill is the most popular of all contraception. I think we can safely suggest that most women are on the pill. '10- Very bad advice. Even if on birth control, you shouldn't be on such a high dose of estrogen that you miss periods.' I would suggest that you have a talk with a dokter. It is absolutely safe to take the pill for about 4 months. As a experiment - and because I hate periods - I took the pill once for 8 months. The only reason why you shouldn't do that, is because you start bleeding without even having your period, you get stomach cramps, become dizzy, bad tempered...8 months is way too long. But one month? No.
jpest17 5
stoping your period dozens sound very safe, reminds me of stoping your heart does it cause problems???
katplayer 4
@47 Scheduling periods is kind of a feature of the pill. Granted, you shouldn't do it EVERY month, but it's still possible and there's no problem if you only do it once or twice a year.
Zebidee 9
#78 - No, it's not normally a big deal, and like #79 said, is kind of a feature. If you skip three or four periods in a row, you'll wind up getting breakthrough bleeding, regardless of not taking the sugar pills. It's pretty handy if you're - say - going on vacation, camping, or any of the other scenarios in tampon ads. The downside is that if you get pregnant, it might not be obvious because you're already not getting your period. As with all medical advice from unqualified people on the internet though, do some research yourself, and talk to your doctor about it.
metalwolf 17
Its because they put the commercials at all the wrong times on all the wrong channels. How often do they show a girls product commercial in the middle of a action movie on tv?
perdix 31
He should have just changed the destination instead of canceling the whole thing. In those circumstances, you two should have gone to the Red Sea.
iSitt 0
but what about those tv commercials of women riding a horse on the beach in white pants?
jannewillis 0
WIN
noto_fml 0
it still wouldn't be a holiday man
ohcanaduh 0
perdix and his intellectual puns..
natcor8 0
Dang dat sucks
ulicksam 0
You must be a real bitch during that week. YDI.
PhillyFox 0
Her bitchiness is likely not her fault during that time. Before I started on the pill I was a monster the few days before it started. I'm usually a very calm person, but I couldn't control my temper unless I put myself in complete solitary confinement. My fiance even admitted I was a real bitch before I got on the pill, but at least he understood that it was not under my control. OP, your bf is a dick, but you might also want to think about going on the pill. Not only does it help with PMS but you can skip the placebos and delay your period.
cradle6 13
Thanks for propagating the stereotype that women are slaves to their emotions.
afdude87 6
I like 49. lol
MuchDance90s 0
not emotions ... hormones big difference and yes they can have a gigantic impact on mood, and no it is not all in your head
HomeAl0ne 20
I think he's made a good call. Diving with sharks is dangerous at the best of times.
rgermain 0
They can smell the menstration!
clownman 0
that's bears, not sharks!
lunargh 7
Maybe they have really whiney conservative neighbours and the holiday was partly an excuse to have noisy sex for once? Still not cool on the boyfriend's part though, there's more to a holiday than sex even if you're not getting any at home.
monagro 22
what is the french fml website?
ilovepandaz 2
I guess he was planning to have sex
myyprincessxo 4
duuh
Ninjafriends 1
This is another way of saying that your bj's are sh*tty, too.
Action_Bastard 0
This may also be true.
LemonStarship 5
He's right...