Thankshun
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
painedandpissed
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
onething
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Anonymous
Brockton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
bluebird97
Annoying
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Anonymous
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Top comments
iarefatal 9
Tell him to shut up and go buy you chocolate.
poemqueen 15
Wow, like you can choose that.
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Comments (213)
lany123 2
hahahaa ~!!!!!!!
RAGE5119 9
Wish my GF could choose
badoodi 2
Your boyfriend is stupid
jangotj 4
Obviously he was joking around with you
Comedy_Freak 7
Oh yes 'cause you have magical powers too choose when you're period starts.
MsGirlyPlayer 5
I wish ._.
stitesy29 18
That dense ************
Puffgurl 6
Oh yeah like we can CHOOSE when we start. If we could choose I'm pretty sure most of us wouldn't have periods
lkfoster1 7
Still, he has bad luck too because he pobobly didn't want to spend his day off like that
worldclassrager 41
He needs to know periods can't be controlled and it seems that he should know that...