Thankshun
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
painedandpissed
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
onething
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Anonymous
Brockton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
bluebird97
Annoying
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Anonymous
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Top comments
iarefatal 9
Tell him to shut up and go buy you chocolate.
poemqueen 15
Wow, like you can choose that.
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Comments (213)
ahcetsf 2
That really does suck. But, one girl I was with for a long time didn't seem to mind...just sayin'. As a side note, why is a woman having her period called PMS? ... Because BSE was already taken! ;)
titibug823 11
Its not when women are on their period when they are PMSing. PMS stands for premenstrual syndrome.
ahcetsf 2
Yes, yes I know that. Got me on a technicality. Alright, how about this: a woman's moodiness the week before she begins her period?
PhishloverA 14
He actually thinks women choose when their period comes? How sad.
fresh247 10
he's selfish for getting a day off
kglo 7
Or maybe he's selfish for taking the day off when you're starting your period...
timberwolf408 7
at least yr not prengnant! and isnt that what showers are for?
rokolodo 10
You are so insensitive, you should start your period after he's day off. What's wrong with you.
israelnotjacob 20
I hope he's now your ex just on principle that he's a complete moron.
DRush_fml 12
Does he know how a periods work? He's a douche for getting mad because he isn't getting sex, can he not control himself? I'd tell if he wants it so bad his dominate hand can never say no... douche!
bv2332 10
So why is that a problem?
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Yea like you choose that -_-