andy1r
Bolivia
Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mlove
United States
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
Anonymous
Irving, United States
Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Menace 2 society
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Anonymous
Family Ties
Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Anonymous
United States
Breaking news
Today, I was reading through a local wedding mag's advice page. A mother-in-law to be was writing about how to handle wanting her son to break off his engagement. I thought, "Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I like my mother-in-law to be." And then I saw her name. FML
shadow
Osceola, United States
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Anonymous
Yorba Linda, United States
Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
Anonymous
United States
Mommy's boy
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Tactfully, no
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Top comments
paradox1234 1
She should leave you alone. :)
yamatelle 19
You know what they say; God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers. Then, devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere so, he created mother-in-laws. Tell her that you know it's not her talking, but her demons. Then start yelling,"**** you, demons! I hope you choke on a dick and die." Or you could just confront her about her bitchy attitude.
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Comments (104)
paradox1234 1
She should leave you alone. :)
iTrevor 5
Haters gonna hate.
rawrlily 0
What a kind woman.
nadyy14 8
Don't listen to her. She probably doesn't want her son to "grow up"
LiveLaughFML 10
she's your monster-in-law.
opendoorclosed 8
Maybe its a sign life is trying to give you..... Or maybe she's just a bitch. Just another tootsie-pop mystery: the world may never know.
yamatelle 19
You know what they say; God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers. Then, devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere so, he created mother-in-laws. Tell her that you know it's not her talking, but her demons. Then start yelling,"**** you, demons! I hope you choke on a dick and die." Or you could just confront her about her bitchy attitude.
kawaiianime 5
She either doesnt like you or she doesn't like her son.
shireeniee 8
Potatoes gonna potate.
ZealIFeel 7
Maybe she knows something you don't?
cjkerrtx 0
Maybe she's just protecting you. She knows him best.......
_streets_ 19
Hey there are worst in laws out there. I'd say you got off easy.
trollzmakemelolz 0
wow she must like the bigdick
Iamnotyourmom 0
I don't get it. What makes you so sure?
gingerftw 0
The picture above is comment^^
Iamnotyourmom 0
Troll mother in law.
KaanTech 0
Damn epic one :)
neonberries 15
Don't listen to her, every mother is protective over their sons. I had to stop mine scaring away my sister-in-laws!
tona01 16
Maybe the mother-in-law is trying to protect OP from her son, maybe and it is a slim chance, OP's mother-in-law doesn't want them together because she cares about OP.
akayc32 0
7, or maybe OP is a bitch and MIL doesn't like her?
MagicallyFat 12
That really depends on how you look at it. What if the son was like a bad guy? But then the step mom can be one of those "you'll-never-be-good-enough-for-my-son" kind of ladies. Just follow your heart and your mind a bit. Mostly your heart :)
crazyrunnergirl 7
Don't stress about it. I'd really love her son your going to have to deal with her for many years to come
crazyrunnergirl 7
*if*
TylerOMFG 7
They always think their son is better than anyone who they are with, but sometimes not. That is common though, FYL.
don1qot 6
She probably bags her own grocery, everyday!
lemon_phat 11
What.....?
LydiaTankian 6
I agree #87. Not cool dude! Although it could be shisha.
klee92 0
That would be a hookah, in which you smoke flavored tobacco out of...... Idiot -_-
The_Instigator 11
Mother knows best.