Thankshun
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
painedandpissed
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
onething
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Anonymous
Brockton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
bluebird97
Annoying
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Anonymous
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Top comments
iarefatal 9
Tell him to shut up and go buy you chocolate.
poemqueen 15
Wow, like you can choose that.
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Comments (213)
nikkipettyfer 24
I wish you could choose it...
pacmanman 15
Tell him you also chose for him to use his hand once your off of your period! People can't choose when nature calls in any way, shape, or form.
Grauncho 27
Wow captain ******* obvious here, ladies and gentlemen.
karlcolt45 19
the only way to not become hated by every girl on this site is to just smile and nod
sammyjanette 17
Or you could not be an ignorant douchebag. I know it will be tough, but you should try it.
karlcolt45 19
I've learned avoiding confrontation is the best way to navigate a situation that I could never fully comprehend
ironichalibut 24
You didn't fully avoid confrontation here, nor did you just "smile and nod." I'm not even a female and I found what you said to be prejudiced and ignorant. You basically said every female is prone to jump to an angry conclusion.
obviousboy 8
Further testament to how poor the science education in this country is.
gracehi 33
You know I have a saying: "If one student fails the test, it's that student's fault. If every student fails the test, it's the teacher's fault." I think this is probably a case of one student failing the test.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Well, your boyfriend seems to think that you can choose everything that happens to you... Choose not to die for 1000 more years, then you'll outlive him! :D
ThatOneDrummer 8
This guy's hilarious.
upallnight11 19
Nah, he's just stupid.
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
Sounds like it's time for a new boyfriend
thelastavailable 13
Why break up when you could just give him a ********?
melody309 35
He wouldn't be getting ANYTHING from me after a comment like that.
SirCharles83 13
167 that's his problem, not ours.
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
It's not about what she can and can't do with him it's about him being stupid sexist and disrespectful, no girl deserves that! I would find other ways to please my boyfriend during a period but if he said something like that to me then he wouldn't be getting anything!
wjh100 13
what is it we learned in English? oh yeah most narrator's are un-realizable op's bf could made a joke which she freaked out about since she's on her period. everyone is out to persecute the guy
greenie213 23
This guy and the girl who chewed out her boyfriend for having a boner should hook up!
michiganlost 2
Why are you sleeping with a guy like that?
vbmg152 19
It doesn't say anything about sleeping with!
jem970 19
It's a safe assumption 69. He is upset because she started her period on his day off... What do you think he wants to do that OP on her period would stop him? Do the math.
docscientist 10
Does your boyfriend happen to be a former representative from Missouri?
gracehi 33
Oh, pity we poor politics enthusiasts. No one understands our jokes. :(
outoftown 27
Some appreciate them ;)