Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend prays before and after sex, because he thinks he'll keep his abstinence by doing so. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
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chellean11 0
Me. I don't see an issue with his priorities
ilovehamburgers 0
hunting Easter Eggs are awesome! and only comes once a year. you can have sex anytime.
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Comments (202)
KasaraEm13 12
I'm with your boyfriend on this one. I'd try to get mine to hunt eggs with me for sure. And then trade candy with him after.
l0606299 0
ahhh he's a keeper..!!
doin_ur_mom 0
if u can get a guy to do that then ur doin it wrong
LOLbomb 1
Or, he can merge his priorities. It
LOLbomb 1
Damn. Pressed send by accident. Anyway, it all depends on where he hides the Easter eggs. *winks* :)
green_eyed_gwen 0
Either way, he's going to scramble your eggs.
drew2711 0
I think he's hinting that he wants you to place the eggs firmly inside of your ****** so he may hunt for them
Cokencsi 0
maybe he should hunt for some other kind of eggs.
jessicajellybean 0
win! lol
KickItHigh 32
Guys will be childish. Sometimes. Even some older men dont act their age. XD
Wtf91101 3
So wear an Easter Bunny costume and shoot eggs from....well let's just say three orifices. Please post video!