Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregnancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing her three wild children with her. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's with my pregnant sister, only to find out she still weighs less than me. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
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NicoleP1993 29
Run as fast as you can to the nearest bookstore and buy her something actually useful. Before your sister thinks parenting is supposed to come with a shitton of drama..
nix1993 41
Sure. "What not to do"
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Comments (116)
meikaze 9
Please tell me you're lying.
TheCookieComet 23
She's lying.
NoName011 12
If she really thinks that Teen Mom will help her become a good parent then I think she may be a little disappointed.
JustinJK 21
Maybe she's watching it to see what not to do. In that sense it's the perfect plan.
ChopSuey444 20
#47, I was thinking the exact same thing. Sometimes watching someone fail at something is a good way to not accidently do it yourself.
secretperson212 5
Wow , maybe she should buy parenting books
gogo44444 28
No shit Sherlock
Geckosrock99 33
Honestly, with the amount of people who are too lazy to read a paragraph, I doubt she'd read a whole book. Even if it benefits her.
pugpuggy 21
Well Audible has over 180,000 books. Bound to be something to do with parenting there!
DaJaFu 13
#99 is that supposed to be an ad? It looks like an ad.
A07 48
No other way to say this OP, but your sister is an idiot.
beararm 11
I mean to b teen prego is fool me once, then looking for any knowledge from mtv...the idiot is strong wit that one
vampire623 6
maybe not maybe she learning wether not to be
NicoleP1993 29
Run as fast as you can to the nearest bookstore and buy her something actually useful. Before your sister thinks parenting is supposed to come with a shitton of drama..
False_Stupidity 42
I'd suggest Parenting for dummies because, well the name says it all.
nix1993 41
Sure. "What not to do"
itsalanis 25
Was the first one not enough to learn from?
cheshirecat13242 32
Another example of why I think humanity isn't going to last for many more generations...
meli1195 31
I wouldn't say humanity, I'd say teen mom is more of a U. S. thing
JBChristian 47
Yeah, because 16 year olds aren't considered adults in the UK.
trex454 21
their not in the US either
DoomedGemini 38
Actually, in the past as soon as you got your period you were married and were expected to start producing children. Usually 12-16 but it could actually be younger. Some countries still have "child brides" it's a huge issue. So no, not a "US thing"
AyeJay101 25
I'd say she should ask your mom, but at this point not sure anymore.
lantz4levi 19
That's kind of a big problem
Mynamewontfi 40
Let's hope she uses it as reference on how not to parent.