Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend prays before and after sex, because he thinks he'll keep his abstinence by doing so. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
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chellean11 0
Me. I don't see an issue with his priorities
ilovehamburgers 0
hunting Easter Eggs are awesome! and only comes once a year. you can have sex anytime.
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Comments (202)
SondraBaker00 0
Oh c'mon! Sex can happen pretty often, hunting eggs happens once a year! :D
paisleeee 0
Sadly, egg hunting probably excites him more than you do...
rawbean 0
that's so friggin' cute! something my biyfriend would say. :D
jakiwi 0
Hide them in your clothes.Problem solved :)
Randuhh_17 4
that's cute! if you ever get pregnant, he'd make a good daddy...hunting eggs rock.lol
Beast_Hoff 0
maybe he just wants to be fed before u have intercourse of the sexual type.
JenL_fml 7
If you ask me, his priorities are as straight as an arrow. :)
nascar31 0
who knows maybe one if those eggs held an engagement ring
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
you should be glad he is straight
brenna963 0
he sounds like a cool dude
ReverendDC 2
That is perfectly understandable. First of all, if he's doing it right, by the time you're done, all of the eggs will have been found. Second, you should be tired. The correct priority was taken here, or you need a new boyfriend.