Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
not impressed
Nanaimo, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Picaresque
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice try, chief
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
The best method!
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Anonymous
Copenhagen, Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
lisacasabonita
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Non sequitur
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
hamburger
Adrian, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sexy talk
Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What what?
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Top comments
cynima 0
It's the logical next step.
OGReaper 2
well if he thinks he deserves anal for saying he loves you. it makes me wonder what he thinks he deserves if he were to propose.
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Comments (275)
Islander_fml 5
Anal sex is great. I've done it before, it's no biggie. It hurts a little at first, but then it starts to feel good. If he has a big dick, though, make sure you guys go slowly.
moni_09 0
anal is pretty great once u get used to it just use alot of KY and u will b fine
Mordecai89 0
I bet your ass taste like coco beans mmmm
moni_09 0
??????? I don't even know wut to say to that ??????? lol
xsoooxkrazyx 0
finally a girl who understands....
FYOL 0
heheheheheh....... hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! OH MY GOD! HOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! no comment, except that you should take one for the team. some people like it.
diana2960 0
I say noooooooooooo.
simmyloo 0
o lala anal
GRyphonLJJ 0
YDI...Why are you calling someone your BF AND having sex with them when they have never told you they love you?
FlamingCrouchFML 0
Oh here in Minnesota you come from long journeys to reach anal.
BrainiaQ 0
what's with all these under 18 years old people commenting about anal sex anyway. As if they've been having sex long enough to know what's good. Anal sex is awesome if you're doing it right and safely.
vincespektor 0
right?
qwerty3210 0
totally agree with #189, most of the people posting here are way to young to know anything about anal, and therefore cant form a proper opinion. hell, womens ejaculate has virtually the same composition as their urine. Sex is a pretty nasty thing if you think through the details, but thats why one has to stop being a prude and go with it or you'll never enjoy it. In for a penny, in for a pound.
vincespektor 0
Ana is the only way I can do it so yay :)
HellsKrypt 0
Just beautiful.