Today, I was pulling into a parking garage space and using the next car over to judge where the wall was in front of me, but ended up whumping my front bumper as I pulled forward. Wondering what had happened, I got out to see that the car I was aligning myself against had hit the wall too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML
Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I narrowly avoided a head-on collision in the parking garage. The other driver cussed me out. It's a one-way route through the parking garage, and I was going the right way. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
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Top comments
tbwrb 0
Perhaps you could try using you're head lights to judge distance instead of using other retards cars?
jvdubz 3
haha "whumping"
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TomasT 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
There is a 'wo' missing in the OP's gender here....
rhodium 0
#1 speaks the truth.
leafsfan13 0
i agree.
mylifeisfuckedd 0
shutup asshole youre so steriotypical it pisses me off stfu im sure there are thousands of woment who are better drivers than you!
meepmeep_fml 0
Does it make you feel big and manly and strong to belittle women at every chance you get? Do you think that it's going to make you a more virile, rugged, tough manly man who all the women wanna ****? Grow up. I routinely drive cross country, and I can say from experience that the worst drivers are generally aggressive and inattentive male drivers. You know, it's not like you're probably old enough to even have a drivers license anyway. Maybe you're still young enough to snap out of this funny little misogynistic phase you seem to be in. Then girls might actually talk to you, and you wouldn't have to generalize like that! Good luck, my friend, but in the meantime, enjoy your hand.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Excuse me number 19, but I agree with #1, and I am a woman myself. Every time I have looked at someone who has made a mistake while driving (I am always the passenger while my BF drives,) it has always been a woman driver. It's not just a stereotype, it's true. Then again we all live in different places; it's at least true over where I live. Also wtf is "whumping"?
studentwoes 2
That's why woman have cheaper insurance right? Because we are worse drivers? Both of my brothers have written off cars, and my boyfriend just smashed his windshield from hitting a gate. . . and I have an untouched record.
citycrazed25 0
From my experience women are worse drivers....One girl rear ended me and claimed it was my fault but i was stopped at a light....Iv'e been in close calls with women....Iv'e also seen more women pulled over also nothing steriotypical about this ....just from experience
ColdGold 6
Don't you know that the definition of a woman driver is a woman who drives like a man? Insurance companies will agree that women are better drivers than men.
Anteezy 7
Geez what's with the rant did you ever stop to think he was actually joking, and it's kind of funny how he said it. Be glad he didn't say first or anything, it's so unnecessary to bury the comment.
allmidnighteyes 11
All of you just got your asses trolled.
hijueputa 0
I totally agree with #1, and I'm a girl, judging by experience, not saying that guys aren't bad drivers, there is your share of a-holes out there. However, look around when you're driving, who's always on the mobile, on the passing lane, slower than everybody else and weaving all over the place? Maybe just one guy from every ten women who do it! Stop raving and ranting and accept the truth!
polico_wolf 0
Not too far away, there is a facility they call area 51. In Area 51, they are creating a subspiecies programmed to be terrible drivers. The point in this? To conclude the sensles arguments of men and women and treat them all as the human race.
pyroanarchist23 0
men are naturally better drivers but theyre always supposedly more reckless just like women complain that its only a stereotype that woman are bad drivers, its a stereotype that all men have road rage and drive like animals, except we actually have to pay for it, probably because if they charged women more, theyd get lawsuits at the wazoo so quit your bitching
Skulgrav 0
She's all like "Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!" srry I had to say it.
Skulgrav 0
That was meant for number 23
StaticDown 0
http://editorial.autos.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=788126
PaperCaper 11
I agree with #21. There was a study recently that showed women were getting more reckless driving (because of cell phone mainly), but that men were
PaperCaper 11
*STILL worse drivers on average.
ninjacapo 2
lol y would helen keller be a bad driver. she was a woman. jk im not sexist but u femnist supremes need to chill the fuxk out. seriously its people like u tht screwed the world
ShananaginsLOL 13
Thankyou number 20.... Although I am a liberal and love women's rights I gotta say that u guys should seriously calm ur **** and learn how to take a friggin joke.... Damn
Danzergirl1 0
Haha
tbwrb 0
Perhaps you could try using you're head lights to judge distance instead of using other retards cars?
humorizer 14
Perhaps you can use "you're" and "your" correctly without using other people's incorrect spelling?
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
humorizer probably expects everyone to think he is some kind of amazing genius now
Skulgrav 0
I agree with 38. I think as long as the rest of us got the jist of the message, nobody cares which form of your/ you're is used. To Humorizer, are you just being an ass because you feel like it? Or are you like this all the time? I think we all know what he meant when he used you're instead of your, so STFU.
PaperCaper 11
Perhaps the wall was low enough you can't see it when you're close?
sadgasmic 0
you sir are a complete douchebag considering youre too lazy to judge where the front of your car ends and its completely stupid to use another car an example for judging the distance as unless it was an identical car the front would be a different length to where you were judging...you massively diserved it and shouldnt have a license
gingaa96 18
You need to chill the **** out bro..
Antivirus_fml 0
#1 Exactly! :D
Ducati45 0
lol how could this happen? surely other cars are different sizes from yours, I haven't even got my Ps and I know not to do that.
TheLetterZero 7
HA!
sparkey0127 0
ahh it brings a tear to my eye to think of how well you did in idiot school and that you could reunite with a co graduate in a parking garage now Find him and run to him little moron! but please look before crossing
jvdubz 3
haha "whumping"
claireful 4
That's what I was thinking? is that even a word?
tekcor 2
What is it with people and not knowing how big their car is? You have two eyes, the provide you a thing called depth perception. Use it.