Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
not impressed
Nanaimo, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Picaresque
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice try, chief
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
The best method!
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Anonymous
Copenhagen, Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
lisacasabonita
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Non sequitur
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
hamburger
Adrian, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sexy talk
Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What what?
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
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cynima 0
It's the logical next step.
OGReaper 2
well if he thinks he deserves anal for saying he loves you. it makes me wonder what he thinks he deserves if he were to propose.
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bittersweet1 0
atleast he said he loved You >_<
marcusphulme 0
oh the joys of anal.
samham19 0
He's saying I Love You just because he wants anal sex......DUH.....Only do it if you want to...Don't do it if you have doubts....
HeXr 22
I don't get how a girl could want anal. it's like the least enjoyable thing for a girl.
allergic2you 0
yeah, what did he do wrong?
tangerine_12 0
Ewww. Eww. Anal = nasty. That's an exitt.. not an entrance. Just gross. I don't see how any girl would want that. And everyone who's saying "Anal is great. You should try it." has mostly been *guys.* Just icckk.
LaPoeziaAmantino 0
Yeah, I noticed that pattern too, and most of the girls are saying it's awful........ hmmmm. I have to agree with that though, that is a definite HELL NO. My boyfriend used to want it really bad.... not anymore. Thankfully, screaming and pain from the other person turns him off. :P And to the OP, he can go **** himself. You owe him nothing. And if he's that desperate for anal, he should get a boyfriend.
Tiptip904 0
seems like everyone here has had some type of sex but me.
Jacobi37 0
66 damn girl ur 15?
revbeast 0
the young and the restless.....
deciduouswoulds 0
Hahaha, lube it up. Or talk about that huge ass whopper you just dumped in the porcelain.