Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
not impressed
Nanaimo, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Picaresque
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice try, chief
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
The best method!
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Anonymous
Copenhagen, Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
lisacasabonita
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Non sequitur
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
hamburger
Adrian, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sexy talk
Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What what?
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
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cynima 0
It's the logical next step.
OGReaper 2
well if he thinks he deserves anal for saying he loves you. it makes me wonder what he thinks he deserves if he were to propose.
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Mordecai89 0
anal is fun, most of these girls do like it, 1- because they've never tried. 2- they did but the guy didn't know what he was doing and just shoved it up their bum... (idiots)
lafingman0 5
did you answer him? D:
perdix 31
Since this is an FML, I'm ASSuming your answer was 'no.' So, did he retract his declaration of love? It sounds like the love was predicated on getting some anal. You know the old saying, "the way to a woman's heart is through her asshole." It's not a well-known old saying among most crowds.
AlcaSMT 0
In this case, the way to a woman's asshole is through her heart.
HaxivX 0
well, I'll get you in my house. Get in my undies. Turn off the lights. Get in my warm, comfy, kinky bed. Then show you...my..........GLOW IN THE DARK WATCH!! Ooo me naughty
chikiitaaa 0
what's up with guys wanting anal. that's nasty. I wouldn't wanna feel like I'm losing my virginity all over again.
joseph11 0
I'm loss mind when I was 13 do f y'all
missvee98324 0
25...i love you for that amazing comment
miniTOFU 0
what I was thinking :P
aaron084 0
smooth talker. I'm sure you gave it up to that line.
thatonedude2012 0
Anal is great