Today, we had an argument and my husband called my mother right in front me. Two minutes later, she was on his side and yelling at me on FaceTime that I’m a bad wife, a pain in the ass, and a nagging bitch. The argument was about him leaving tools around for me to step on and cut my foot open with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML
Today, six weeks post-partum, I asked my husband once again to help with the chores around the house. He got upset, threw my phone at me, and said, “Stop being inconsiderate, I just got home from work! Call your mom to help you or something! Shit!” and stormed out of the house. My mom passed last year; he knows this. FML
Today, I found out that my husband, who I've just separated from, and my mother, who I don't speak to because she's crazy, have been bitching about me behind my back. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
Today, my mother and I got into a fight over moving boxes. It started with screaming and ended with, “I hate you and hope you feel unloved for the rest of your life.” FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
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sirrubberduckie 37
Sounds like you need couples counseling. Pretty much none of that is good. Nobody's parents need to be deeply involved in their marriage issues, especially if one partner is going to weaponize the other partner's parents against them.
TomeDr 25
My daughter’s marriage broke down, in part because he would often bring his parents into their fights. Once he tried to see if I would give an opinion about a disagreement they were having and I firmly told him that I had absolutely NO SAY in any of their arguments. He seemed a bit startled by that. The two of you need to set some “argument boundaries”. No bringing other people into the fight, no bringing up argument points that have nothing to do with the topic, etc.
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sirrubberduckie 37
Sounds like you need couples counseling. Pretty much none of that is good. Nobody's parents need to be deeply involved in their marriage issues, especially if one partner is going to weaponize the other partner's parents against them.
TomeDr 25
My daughter’s marriage broke down, in part because he would often bring his parents into their fights. Once he tried to see if I would give an opinion about a disagreement they were having and I firmly told him that I had absolutely NO SAY in any of their arguments. He seemed a bit startled by that. The two of you need to set some “argument boundaries”. No bringing other people into the fight, no bringing up argument points that have nothing to do with the topic, etc.
Crowned Sataness 12
from now on, if it's on the floor it's in the trash. If he wants to be a toddler, treat him like one. and your mother is fair game for absolutely losing your shit on and putting in a time out
FluffythePink 23
I'd start working on my exit plan, sweets. He sounds like a raging **** gobbler and your 'mother' is clearly a ****. Decide whether you want to put up with this for the next 20 years or the maybe 2 it would take you to organise a new life somewhere sunny. Well, as sunny as this bloody island gets, anyway.
BloodyButUnbowed 32
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