Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
not impressed
Nanaimo, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Picaresque
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice try, chief
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
The best method!
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Anonymous
Copenhagen, Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
lisacasabonita
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Non sequitur
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
hamburger
Adrian, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sexy talk
Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What what?
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
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cynima 0
It's the logical next step.
OGReaper 2
well if he thinks he deserves anal for saying he loves you. it makes me wonder what he thinks he deserves if he were to propose.
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Comments (275)
eganbull 1
Well he'll know if you love him if you let him. Sounds like a pretty shitty way of saying "I love you too." Don't forget the Kay-Y.
kingleonitaz 0
lexadear is right exit stage door anus! not enter!
Rebelwitotapause 0
I read this fml and asked my bf why guys love anal and got a vague response so WHY DO GUYS LOVE ANAL?
moni_09 0
my fiancé said anal is better because it is tighter
SarahMarie83 0
I once asked a guy the same thing and he told me, "Cause it's not supposed to go there!" Then he ran away giggling hysterically.
emjayare9911 0
give it a try ha you might like it : )
livefreeorFYL 0
so do u? at least u don't see him asking some other girl! what do u expect from a guy who wants to **** his gf up? it'll happen sooner or later so live with it & move on
evolutionsfox 0
Anal... Then I suppose he would ask for a ******** after? :)
jhb33 4
That's like eating ur own ass
volstaag 0
at least he had the manners to ask before doing it. lol
amazing88 0
that's exit only ewwwww he shouldn't enter there
jrvillian 0
awesome! did you pound some prune juice before?
jrvillian 0
Today at work I was stocking the bottom shelves and I heard this popping sound, I look over and start to gag, turns out some like 80 year old lady was farting a few inches away from my face.