Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
not impressed
Nanaimo, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Picaresque
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice try, chief
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
The best method!
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Anonymous
Copenhagen, Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
lisacasabonita
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Non sequitur
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
hamburger
Adrian, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sexy talk
Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What what?
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
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cynima 0
It's the logical next step.
OGReaper 2
well if he thinks he deserves anal for saying he loves you. it makes me wonder what he thinks he deserves if he were to propose.
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julezbby 0
all the guys on modern warfare 2 are like that hahaha(: well on xbox live:p how is that an fml. you're gettin some ass.!
Mr_Zachary 0
do you try to relate every fml with your obession for cod because you think you will get attention from men that way?
Freeze_fml 17
Why are you flicking off the camera?
bairenae 0
yer boobs are showing, of course you like ass sex, you prolly love being titty ****** too.
Rebelwitotapause 0
well don't take it the wrong lol
Mr_Zachary 0
who wants to try turkish pancakes with me?
debiasio69696969 0
;)
babyale760 0
I tried anal cuz me and my bf were curious but the **** with that it hurts like a bitch. I suggest that you shouldn't try it. that's the exit not the entrance. note to self: **** stars love anal cuz they are already loose there. ewww.... yay! for pussy sex. ha.
sxychik 4
haha if my boyfriend ever just said that out of the blue, I would go for it ;)
Mr_Zachary 0
you lost 1000 hot points, gratz...
sxychik 4
uhm.. =
Mr_Zachary 0
if you retract that statement i will give them back! :)
sxychik 4
I wouldent go for it? = ..
Mr_Zachary 0
you have gained 1001 hot points. i gave you a bonus for being a good girl. ;)
sxychik 4
uhm, thanks? :o
tristan1001 0
Meh, going for any type of sex gives hot points, unless it's an Ugly ass chick, those girls scare me. . .
Mr_Zachary 0
tristan, you should try the alaskan pipeline. you seem like the type to enjoy it...
CrazyManNo9 29
Yah, well, my wife loves anal. Always gets her off. But, she says not of course. Just that way.
XxdeeplovexX 0
Well, at least he said he loved you!! ... Sorta.
gfunk1127 0
piihb
AdidasoverNike 0
worst thing ever happend!!! Megan fox has dropped from number 1 to 3 as best looking woman
HaxivX 0
well, you can give me a bj :)