Today, while on a road trip, we stopped at a convenience store and I did not feel the need to pee at all. Ten minutes later, back on the road, my teeth were floating. I’m in my twenties and thought only little kids and the elderly had this problem. FML
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Today, while on a road trip, we stopped and went to the bathroom. I didn’t need to go, but my parents told me to "try anyway." I’m 24. FML
Today, I went to the store. In the span of 10 minutes, I went from not needing to pee, to pissing myself in the middle of the crowded store. It wasn’t even just a little bit, it was a full-on stream, and there were no toilets in this store. I’m only 24. FML
Today, while on a road trip, I stopped at a gas station and told my kids to go to the restroom. My youngest daughter said, "I had to go earlier, but not anymore." FML
Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML
Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML
Today, at the age of 22, if I need to pee, I have less than a minute to get to a toilet before I pee myself. It’s been like that since I was a kid and my family won’t stop making fun of me for not growing out of it. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I was on a long road trip with my son. He had to pee, and told him he had to wait till I could stop the car. He started counting backwards from 10. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML
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cacheson 42
If you’re at a stop on a road trip you go whether you feel the urge or not. Common sense rule.
lexxiasaurus 31
this randomly unlocked a memory of watching the Josie and the Pussycats movie and its that part where they're getting talked to by the record label dude, and they all go to the bathroom, but Melody the kinda ditzy cutie is like "hehe, im alright i went before we left" and gets ripped out of her chair by I think Josie to go talk in the bathroom about the possibility of a record deal 🤣🤣🤣
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cacheson 42
If you’re at a stop on a road trip you go whether you feel the urge or not. Common sense rule.
lexxiasaurus 31
this randomly unlocked a memory of watching the Josie and the Pussycats movie and its that part where they're getting talked to by the record label dude, and they all go to the bathroom, but Melody the kinda ditzy cutie is like "hehe, im alright i went before we left" and gets ripped out of her chair by I think Josie to go talk in the bathroom about the possibility of a record deal 🤣🤣🤣
RichardPencil 32
Old people have Overactive Bladder. You have Prankster Bladder.
metroido 21
guys. i did actually try to pee. nothing came out.