Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they "thought I would be lonely." I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML
Today, my Jewish boyfriend came over for my extended family's Easter party. My grandmother made fun of him for being Jewish so badly, that he left, crying. She doesn't see what she did wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent all day preparing an amazing meal for my extended family, and then 3 hours before dinner his crazy mother forced him home because she felt "excluded". He's spent the past 3 days with her. There's no way for me to keep him and get rid of her. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
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TheLastChild 8
Extreme cougar!
hobbsicle805 0
Oh God...
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hobbsicle805 0
Oh God...
Iamnotmyself 17
Hey, I think this is one of my clients! Olive R. Boys? Best old people sex I'd ever had.
ZTD09 2
I see what you did there, whatwith the god thing and the religious FML.
Damn_Hippster 11
Old people have feelings? Who knew?!
kelseygoesrawr 8
Well that's odd, I was replying to a different comment when I posted that, and now that comment is gone. >.
DrIDGAF 7
Granny's a cougar
2blue4u 8
That would be a funny conversation! lol
123amanda123 14
haha nice
Keyman1212 14
What does your parents being religious have to do with... Well, anything?
ed11 1
I'm guessing Granies loaded? ;)
hopelessxdesign 5
religious parents + family dinner + grandma + man 30 years younger then her = Not peaceful dinner
zachherbert 10
GILF
skinthesnakes 6
that's cute.
sayitagain 9
#72- win!:)
andy_l 14
You can take some tips from her one day.
Jaimegirl 7
yeah the religious part seems rather odd... "Today, I rode my school bus to school, when I got to school a bully threw me into the dumpster! Stupid School bus!"
weewee1 0
Religious parents? Even normal parents might find this weird.
GAMaeishere 0
1-I see what you did there
EvilPotato 15
your granny is a player.
LiveLaughFML 10
you have a gang$ter grandma! my grandma wears granny panties while OP's grandma doesn't wear any..period!
nixter5 18
Hey, I don't blame the guy. Nothing like a ****** the size of a wizard's sleeve to get you turned on!
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Yeah, I'd find this awkward even if the OP's parents worshipped the devil.
Burnbaby 0
Religious parents + grannie "living in sin" with a much younger man = freak out
Mandy0325 1
all I can say is. you go grandma way to get some!!
yoursucklives 36
OP's granny is obviously a GILF.
aFatFuck 0
Athiests and Agnostics have morals as well. I don't think it matters the faith - most people would find it odd and might be a bit upset about it.
whcwtexan 0
Borat FTW!!!
TheLastChild 8
Extreme cougar!
mollyslips 13
aww, grannys not a cougar, she just likes sex!!;P
TheLastChild 8
With men probably 30 years her junior...
mollyslips 13
age doesn't matter, stop making out she's so slutty XD
TheLastChild 8
Since when is being a cougar slutty?
LOLtrollzin 3
That's no ******* cougar thats a mountain lion
mollyslips 13
I didn't say she was slutty, calm down,
TheLastChild 8
.... Does my text appear to not be calm? You like to assume.. And you know what they say about assuming...
SoSickWithIt 14
It makes an ass out of u and me! :D
StoryOfTheYear 15
I'd call her slutty anyway And that dude is looking for a little too easy of a score
mollyslips 13
meh, i don't, :)
mollyslips 13
60, some people like older women and men, I just can't imagine them naked:P
J_Shorty_17 6
@ #40 - a mountain lion and cougar is the same animal... loll
StoryOfTheYear 15
73- I know, my aunt married someone 20 years younger than her It's just my opinion that if she's a grandma she obviously had kids (hopefully married too) a while ago, and now is hanging out with a 30 year old SOME people might get the wrong idea
CryMoreFMLs 15
Please tell me you didn't just do that 88....
Tobias5505 0
hey, 88 was just correcting a mistake
bubbs5 3
a mountain lion and cougar are the same thing
koe4 0
i think it can also be called a puma? :)
CryMoreFMLs 15
They are different breeds of cat. They are NOT the exact same.
sarebear99 0
that last child girl is hot
muffins650 1
More like cheetah
SteelCladAngel 0
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cougar *cough* anyway.... Granny is no cougar, she's a friggin sabertooth! Lol
CryMoreFMLs 15
Marry me 127. We would be unstoppable in arguements with our infinite knowledge of the insignifigant facts!
iAintEvenMad 0
Don't you wanna be a cougar?
mikentrigger 4
151- Did you just propose to yourself?
block1 2
I do that all the time
MerrikBarbarian 9
er... mountain lion, puma, cougar, etc are all names for puma concolor (previously felis concolor meaning cat of one color).
mollyslips 13
101, also, one of my best friends dads is 20 years older then her mom, and i agree that if you love someone, or find them attractive, then thats all good:)
CryMoreFMLs 15
Omg I meant 139... Oh well.... But I guess I did... So... Amg Yes I do! i do! Thats what you're supposed to say... Right?
ninjawatcher 2
More like a saber tooth.
iamjesus00 0
First!
Nyolia 11
I can only imangine your parents faces.
Jimster1712 0
apparently shes a gilf
dickydickman 0
just imagine granny's when she's getting plowed by younger men...
chrispierce 0
you dont even know what they look like
daysgoby902 6
lol lighten up
wingsfan19 2
Good for her
elmogoezRAWR 0
Very good for her
mgsoloist 14
and him considering he's just waiting for her to be pushin up daisies...
musicalmaggs 0
Well... They do need special care ;)
crazyrunnergirl 7
That's hilarious :)
captianKool 4
Well that's just foul
blondie1208 17
Granny's still got it.
eagles15 3
I wonder if her name is Millie?