Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
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OffToTheGayBar 9
BF: Oh, hold your ****** a second, babe. OP: Why? BF: *Texts* I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
doctorhook86 25
Texting during sex is never classy, folks.
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Comments (126)
lyssalovesyou 0
Cum on now, that's awful!
groupleader 7
Doesn't matter....was having sex! Seriously though, his phone was within reach while he was "in you"? That, in itself, speaks volumes. I could maybe understand if you were blowing him.
d00z3r 8
Don't care, had sex...
EduJav321 24
I wonder if she wrote the fml while still during sex
DollyDope 17
No class. No respect. Trash the loser.
sm0kinBCBudz 0
Don't matter, had sex and texted.
eman1972 4
It's time for a new BF.
spazz666 18
It's okay guys, she's 15! >.> *I don't wanna live in this generation anymore* No wonder smart phones exist, this generation needs them or we (excluding the small population of SMART teenagers) would all be clueless and idiotic. T_T
bubo_fml 11
You ungrateful Woman!! Can't you see he was trying to gloat over the fact that he was balls deep in you while his ex was pining for his lil' Veinny weenie? Be proud that he's turning to you to relieve his doo-dads!!
RendarSelin 5
Well, 5 years ago while I was inside my gf (future wife), I got a phone call from my ex-fiance (who had the distinction of having Chewbacca's roar as a unique ringtone specifically for her), and my gf was begging me to stop so she could answer and bitch her out for ruining her good time...