Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
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OffToTheGayBar 9
BF: Oh, hold your ****** a second, babe. OP: Why? BF: *Texts* I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
doctorhook86 25
Texting during sex is never classy, folks.
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Comments (126)
br0ccoli 15
Dump him.
ImSoEffedUp 10
Now that's what I call Sextin...
murdersquirrel 15
He's clearly not well versed in sex etiquette. Sextiquette.
ultra_notorious 26
you're hott!
gonad_gobbler 1
Whenever I see fml's like these I always assume they're fake. I simply just can't fathom the thought that someone could be mid-thrust and whip out a cell phone, but if it is true than damn fyl op. To get back at him, take out your cell while he's in you, and if he asks what your doing say "Oh you didn't pull out yet?"
Ari1337 15
His mother trained him well.
FlutterShyy 0
Don't dump the dick right away... Tell him if this shit happens again your done. He has no respect... Id kill my man if he pulled that shit on me
OffToTheGayBar 9
The **** don't you get about "love and tolerance"? >.> Jk, brony on.
Angelica35 3
Ahh! I would of been so mad!
archenemybtch 0
have*
purplemonkeys23 1
It sounds like he didn't think at all to me...
perdix 31
It would have been good manners if he included you in the conversation. Nothing enhances sexual intercourse like a little casual banter. Avoid religion and politics. YWIA.
GoW_Chick 15
Come to think of it religion is brought up a lot, sometimes people praise god during and after sexual intercourse
cayytee 0
start texting your ex too. see how he likes it. if he doesnt care dump him.
kprando25 8
What does that even have to do with this? Texting your ex and then dumping your BF?