Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
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OffToTheGayBar 9
BF: Oh, hold your ****** a second, babe. OP: Why? BF: *Texts* I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
doctorhook86 25
Texting during sex is never classy, folks.
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Comments (126)
lainzilla 14
DTMFA.
Calyx_fml 22
Savage Love reader?
AugustBurnsToast 14
I hope you took that phone and shoved it up his ass.
cjrand 7
I feel like you deserve it if you still let him talk to his ex... If you're gonna have no backbone, might as well have no dignity either...
shannonreneee 11
16, OP can say she's uncomfortable but she can never ever control his relationships. Partners end up resenting their other half if they're controlled so severely.
spazz666 18
16- Do you stay up at night and wonder why you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend? Well, this is one of the reasons. Oh, the fact that you look like a dog might be adding to it too.
Laurenlou 24
16- An ex should only be ignored by a partner if that ex is causing problems with a current relationship. The ex in this FML is causing problems and OP's boyfriend is a complete jackass for texting while having sex. FYL OP. :(
Faqtha 0
Should have closed your legs and be like "u mad?"
tothenifty 1
cum at me bro
GoW_Chick 15
Hmm... Classy Don't ignore this sign this is life telling you to make a change! At least you know now that he'll keep in touch after you break up.
titzenpitzer 9
many ways too imagine this. Too many...I need more details. Was it an old nokia-ish phone or a smartphone? Who was on top? Was it dark so that you saw the screen lit up or? So many mysteries..
MissssUnderstood 13
Tell him to decide who to be inside of.. You, or her??
talia_omfg 9
Fuckkkkk that
Il_Maestro 6
But not while texting
kelic 0
^^^^Couldn't resist could ya!!! Lol! Love it!^^^
HerrBawl 4
And, lo, a new age in sexting I'd born!
Demoncraze 3
Meteen klaar.. Niks is meer respectloos dan dat