Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
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HeyyyBrahhh 0
Aww, honey. I'm sorry.
TryToBeKind 0
OOps. Sounds like a communication error. The way your write this, it clearly sounds like you didn't realize he had another girlfriend and honestly had no idea that you were the 'other woman'. I hope you left right then and there. If not, I hope there's some way that you can get her number, call her up, and let her know that until 'now' you were 'the other woman' and that you're very sorry because you had no idea. Make it clear that it wasn't your fault and that you didn't know but that you wouldn't be seeing him anymore. Make it clear to her that he doesn't deserve to see EITHER of you anymore.
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HeyyyBrahhh 0
Aww, honey. I'm sorry.
ziya1999 12
That could not have ended well. You deserve better!
reqret17 13
First steal his cell and call her she should know then dump him
xXxBisouxXx 0
Shit, first question on the first date = So, are you seeing anybody? But thats pretty crappy, sorry
dakins 0
or at all?
spelling 0
You cannot assume that he is your boyfriend. A lot of guys are like that unfortunally.
TryToBeKind 0
OOps. Sounds like a communication error. The way your write this, it clearly sounds like you didn't realize he had another girlfriend and honestly had no idea that you were the 'other woman'. I hope you left right then and there. If not, I hope there's some way that you can get her number, call her up, and let her know that until 'now' you were 'the other woman' and that you're very sorry because you had no idea. Make it clear that it wasn't your fault and that you didn't know but that you wouldn't be seeing him anymore. Make it clear to her that he doesn't deserve to see EITHER of you anymore.
DearestPluto 0
yeah but his other girlfriend could of been 'the other woman'. being told your the other woman is pretty harsh'
Jasper_fml 0
oh my god.
dontcallmekim 0
hm. i guess not.
thatguy888 0
shut up kim
crunkkidz 0
One thing that pisses me off is when guys pull shit like that. Sorry, but you probably deserve better!
NandaPanda 22
She PROBABLY deserves better??? I'd say she definitely deserves better!
itsTiffany 0
What an ass..
CharlesScene 3
what a bob
TallMist 32
Dammit, Bob.
notajudge 0
Have some respect to yourself and your body,and pick a partner more carefully.This way you will not end up sleeping with a million before you find the right one.
stephan18 23
Seriously.. A lot of girls on this FML say "I hate guys like that" maybe if girls were less slutty, guys like that wouldn't exist, no one believes in waiting for the right one anymore?
featherhead 0
ah, i'm sorry for you.