Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an angry text from a random number calling me a lying piece of shit. I then realized that was the first person to text me in weeks. I ended up having a fake argument with someone because I was so lonely. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I received a text from an unknown number that read, "I love you." Thinking it was my partner being sweet, I responded with a long, sappy message about how much they mean to me. Turns out, it was a wrong number. The person responded with, "Um, thanks but I think you have the wrong number." FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
Today, a person who I've been talking to for months told me they were in a relationship with someone else. I work with this person and see them almost everyday. To top it off, they told me this over text. FML
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RobinKCS 9
You share your most intimate feelings over text?
bebefer 8
I'd rather tell a stranger my problems. They know nothing of me, or any of my friends so they can't blab to anyone.
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Comments (68)
RobinKCS 9
You share your most intimate feelings over text?
Michael_92 20
What better way to confess you love someone than through texting.
purplemonkeys23 1
And OP continued to text "stranger" after never getting a response? Sounds like YDI my friend
L_M_AND_R_L 8
Maybe he played along with it???
krmc822 6
Yeah cuz everyone does that
Ninjasaurus18 9
It's easier talking to someone over text. It's less awkward.
RobinKCS 9
But wouldn't it be a bit odd to talk to them in real life and them not knowing anything?
DeadxManxWalking 27
What's the point of having a complete stranger pour their feelings out to you when you don't care?
jackassiddy 8
In a day and age where Justin Bebeir, Twilight and Jersey Shore are successful is it really surprising that someone was entertained by this?
kprando25 8
*Bieber
NoYDI 4
Maybe you should tell them in person?
violetsweety 26
No, no, he's texting a stranger, honey.
gantzlord 5
Them = the person the OP intended to text
KiddNYC1O 22
Way to condescend wrongfully, 43.
elisegreen 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Get a councilor instead of pouring your heart to strangers
llamafish 25
Isn't going to therapy pretty much the same as pouring your feelings out to a stranger?
shannonreneee 11
4, it's easier to talk to strangers, they are a third party, no little about you or the people in your life and can offer you a different perspective.
RedPillSucks 33
Your therapist is paid enough to not tell you he's bored with your ratings
luvscomplic8ed 6
That's what they're for anyways :p
Living_Fetus13 0
Get schooling before you wrongly spell a word, douche
btstig 11
Haha. Wow that is awesome. Forever alone.
SliceOfCake 9
Seeing yet another overused meme on FML. Mother of God.
22cute 17
This is so funny! I hope I get heartfelt texts from a stranger now. Adorable.
muFilter 19
Hey, you're not an x-ray tech by any chance, are you, 32?
DeviousAngel 13
Well OP, maybe you should make sure to tell people your intimate feelings in person. This won't happen in that situation. :)
bebefer 8
I'd rather tell a stranger my problems. They know nothing of me, or any of my friends so they can't blab to anyone.
JeanVaJean 6
I don't understand why anyone would keep texting someone -for weeks- even without getting a single reply :-|
DeviousAngel 13
OP was getting replies... The stranger OP had been texting was playing along.
EverBrighter 0
There's a website, where a guy texts random numbers and convinces them that he is someone they know. I found it once and I don't remember what it is..
CptZoe 10
Sweet story
4everblackjack 10
Well didn't you get the hint after seeing nobody responding to your texts for WEEKS?
DeviousAngel 13
Did you fully read the FML?
EverBrighter 0
Apparently not.
4everblackjack 10
JEEZUS! Okay, again don't mind me.. I'm half asleep. (Why do I always do this to myself?)
theevilduchess 12
23- because you are an FML emo. Quit hurting yourself!