Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
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OffToTheGayBar 9
BF: Oh, hold your ****** a second, babe. OP: Why? BF: *Texts* I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
doctorhook86 25
Texting during sex is never classy, folks.
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Comments (126)
Michaelsgirl04 9
your "about me" made me lose hope for this generation...
justinhere 3
did you slap him in the face. Please tell me you did.
spazz666 18
Did you learn how to use a question mark? Please tell me you did.
cc_the_beast 6
Get the **** out of my generation! Now!
melancholic88 2
**** the ex and your bf. he shouldn't be doing it.
mgkgambino 3
No..thats ****** upp..
cheyennerosi33 0
What a jerk **** that boy
archenemybtch 0
She already did. Or did you not read the FML correctly? -_-
paintballnuts 5
That was your 1st 3some lol you him his ex at least one person got off
desireev 18
35- I just read your 'About Me'. A rather large amount of brain cells died as I was reading it! I'm gonna pray for you, sweetie! Lord knows you need prayer with all of that dumbassness you possess!
eyecon502 13
Is that the story of Lorena Bobbit?
muFilter 19
That really sucks, OP, but just for future reference: 1) Pull phone from bf's hand and toss it aside 2) Slap bf 3) Keep right on ******* to satisfaction 4) Slap bf again for good measure 5) Thoroughly reprimand/discuss until understanding is reached Problem solved.