Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML
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V_ImPrototype_V 17
He's showing he's committed, at least
VanillaBeanGhost 15
At least he corrected himself!
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V_ImPrototype_V 17
He's showing he's committed, at least
Googolman 29
Yeah, definitely. At first I thought he was gonna say that he'd tell the story to his kids with another wife. I guess this is better.
Andrewx8 12
its not a good time to show commiment.
DravensTheName 16
21, showing commitment at the beginning of a relationship is great.
VanillaBeanGhost 15
At least he corrected himself!
alex_gen 39
Have no clue why you put that as your username. It's not shameful to be a virgin at 17... I like how he's showing his commitment to you, but you should make it clear that the comment made you feel uncomfortable, especially considering you'd still be seeing if you're compatible with one another, and marriage then kids would be way down the line. If you don't set it straight now, he may suggest marriage after only a month. Good luck OP.
dannidoll93 24
Maybe she put "still a virgin" to clarify just how far away she was from thinking about having kids with the guy
Lalala579121 28
Until your grandmother starts questioning whether you put out enough.
Wishe 17
Maybe it wasn't out of shame - they could be proud of it, in which case yay for them :D
Iwannarock1 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
17, and a virgin in Denmark? That's gotta be some type of record. Good for you!
dannidoll93 24
Red flag for clingy/obsessive behaviour in my opinion. Maybe have a little chat about boundaries and appropriate time-frames to talk about those kind of subjects, before it becomes a problem.
bigbluetardis 21
I don't think it's immediately is a red flag. He's young, he's in love and just wants to show her that he really likes her. Maybe this wasn't the right way to show it, but I'm sure he means it well
klutz44 28
I think he was probably joking.
Setareh23 34
I think when young/unexperienced, it's normal to get very attached and express things weirdly. It's like how kids randomly confess their undying love to the crush they barely know. Works when both are at the same lvl of feelings, but can be jarring otherwise. Don't think it's really a red-flag, but agree a talk would be good.
Demon_of_Light 27
Or, option 3, he really likes OP and doesn't have much experience with relationships, so he's saying what he thinks is the "right thing" to make OP happy. I've known a few people who have done this. Sometimes a talk expressing that you want the other person to be genuine rather than saying "the right thing" is all it takes to stop over the top professions of love.
godspeedkills 8
BEWARE! STAGE FIVE CLINGER ALERT!
polsen4273 8
Hehe, the morons on this site probably don't even get your reference.
gosh_mate 30
"And that kids, is how I met your mother"
Lalala579121 28
I think the boyfriend must have just discovered that show. That would explain this FML.
RichardPencil 32
You should try to run away from this one, but I doubt he'll let you. Never do any 50 Shades crap with him -- you might never get out of the dungeon.
novdestiny 23
Creepy!
JuzReading 23
Wow he certainly likes to get down to business, you need to tell him to calm down