Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role-playing during sex when he suddenly said, "I'll be Trump. Let's make sex great again!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
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Top comments
lbeer 1
I think it's a hint of some sort
thewife5 19
why Tom cruise? ewww
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Comments (145)
Quest_ 13
Dude, that's kind of ****** up, I'm not sure how comfortable I'd be in a relationship knowing my boyfriend was secretly pining to bang my best friend.
saywhaaat_01 0
ohhh shit
pooper191817 0
Tom Cruise is my Father
sloppy3301 3
wanna root
aardvarkish 17
Hell, I'd rather do your best friend than Tom Cruise.
jaro_fml 0
why did u agree to that in the first place?
bigbadtim 7
Be glad he didn't imagine Tom Cruise.
zadie 6
a doctor who fan?
bigbadtim 7
Yep. Allons-y!
elmorous 0
fail
dontfmlplzzz 6
ydi
nakidna 0
hAHAHAHAH. threesome, anyone?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Why would he even say that aloud? He must be trying to set up a threesome or he already cheated and was nervous he might say her name and came up with this cover story. Those are the only rational explanations. Or he's just an idiot. Anyway, you should always agree on rules before role-playing or any other sexual games.
RedPillSucks 33
Damn it Imaginary Foe. You keep beating me to it.... You're no longer imaginary !
Barbourino 0
Tom cruise? WTF?