Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, while working out at the gym, I paused to check out a beautiful woman. The guy behind me said "Are you going to do your set or are you going to keep staring at my wife?" FML
Today, I was working in the yard and took off my shirt. My neighbor yelled, "Nice tits!" I'm a dude. FML
Today, I went to go to an aerobics class. Shen the instructor walked in, she went up to me and told me it was a women only class. I am a woman. FML
Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML
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Top comments
maybaybe 0
At least he didn't say, "EW, PUT THE COAT BACK ON".
sourgirl101 29
He would have stared at your eyes, but only if they were on you chest. You must have nice boobies(:
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Comments (95)
miss_sunshine716 0
hahaha great.
Sexy_Lexi_Gonz 0
that's a good thing flaunt what you have I do
Seb_Beats_Ballin 0
i know you do alexis how you been girl
Sexy_Lexi_Gonz 0
saa good how's tour lovee
Bi_Baby_Giggles 0
Hey lexi hows canadia haha
Sexy_Lexi_Gonz 0
good baybee
Luky13 0
i just kinda feel like i need to be really attractive to post anything here. i also feel like i need to have a picture of my abs instead of a hobo with a cool sign. just sayin.
Sexy_Lexi_Gonz 0
haha awww thanks baybee your funny and that's good enough
Bi_Baby_Giggles 0
haha that sign is epic
Seb_Beats_Ballin 0
this dudes ****** hillarious
macskapingvin 0
I think there's a bug in the server. It's letting me see other member's private messages.
Sexy_Lexi_Gonz 0
like how??
MrsLender_fml 3
Lol I love how all those commenters had the same structured name. Hmmm.
Seb_Beats_Ballin 0
that makes no sense??? were friends... made profiles together clap clap
WishResign 0
I agree with 42, & you all just happened to be on at the exact same time to reply to each other? 43 you fail. the only friends you made profiles with are the ones in your head.
C6Racer 0
I would have said the same thing.
Seb_Beats_Ballin 0
the girl is stacked
Bi_Baby_Giggles 0
bust a move... haha ily baby
Seb_Beats_Ballin 0
look at that girl and your heart starts jumpin haha
r0ckoman 0
me to bro
Sexy_Lexi_Gonz 0
You must have really nice boobs then haha im jealous.
sourgirl101 29
Haha, I said the same thing!(:
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
DUDE!
Sexy_Lexi_Gonz 0
haha ??? dude what
enoughgrace 4
DUDE!
sourgirl101 29
He would have stared at your eyes, but only if they were on you chest. You must have nice boobies(:
unidentified_sta 5
I'd rather not, things that stare back ruin the moment and kill the rising peak.
megaluke 0
metoo
IneffableLullaby 13
At least he's not confused as to whether you're a dude or not. :p
DU0 0
He noted the natural curves of your silhouette. Boast what you got and strike up a decent conversation. ;]]
maybaybe 0
At least he didn't say, "EW, PUT THE COAT BACK ON".
GeekGnome 0
hey
austo97 0
ohmygod. 33 is extremely creepy. I feel the need to get off fml I'm soo creeped out. just "hey" and a creeping picture.
Xx_skateordie_xX 0
Lmfao @ 11 and 63 xD
hockey_girl10 0
haha right?
Sexy_Lexi_Gonz 0
HEEY good loveeee hows life
sallen0046 4
Unless you're incapable of striking up a conversation, it's just as much your fault as it is theirs.
Jaykayfu 0
Dudette !