Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, I found out that my ex tries to ruin my dates, and constantly asks our friend about me and why I don’t talk to her. She broke up with me over text because of the distance between us, after ghosting me for two weeks. We both knew that it would be a long-distance relationship due to her going to uni. FML
Today, I got turned down for my dream job. Why? Because my ex phoned the company and told them how bad I would be for the job. He phoned me and said, "Now you know how it feels to be turned down." We dated for 2 weeks, 11 years ago. I'm now married and haven't spoken to him since we broke up, so I guess he's been stalking me. FML
Today, I found out that my creepy-ass stalker ex-boyfriend has been telling everyone that my two year-old daughter is his. Not only have we been broken up for more than 8 years. I haven’t spoken to him since, and I have no idea why he’s doing this. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. The constant harassment, threats and stalking by my ex-wife have finally driven her away. This is the third time this has happened. My ex physically beat the other two up, and now she’s scared away the one I wanted to marry. The courts have done nothing. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML
Today, it's been 4 years since I cheated on my boyfriend and we broke up. I've moved on within those four years, but I found out the reason I have such a hard time getting a new man now is because my ex, who still works the same minimum wage job, still goes out of his way to tell everyone he knows about our breakup. FML
Today, I just had to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, who I've been friends with for the past 12 years. She chased me in high school and we dated before for almost 2 years, but now I finally see what I should have: She's still in love her ex, who abandoned her 5 years ago. I've been living in another man's shadow. FML
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astoryofroses 9
restraining order?
lajaynay 15
If the girls you're trying to date don't give you a chance to explain or prove that crazy psycho bitch wrong, they aren't worth your time.
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Comments (123)
p3mguin 7
Wow, I would hate to have a stalker. Sorry op, hope she moves on so you can live your life
maebelline12 12
tell her to get over it and get a life!!if she has time to be stalking u and all of your girlfriends,then she has time to try and find a new boyfriend!!
astoryofroses 9
restraining order?
Nutz101 7
I'd go with a restraining order
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Won't stop her from talking to the other girls, though
Nutz101 7
Thats true
thatgirlinoregon 21
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. No truer words have ever been spoken.
ladyLALAA 29
16, by the sounds of this she's not scorned, just a crazy bitch! She broke up with OP, not the other way. If you have evidence you should call the police!
mystashisgone 6
How was she scorned? Says she broke up with him...
AKGirlinSD 20
It isn't that easy to get a restraining order. Next time you are interested in a lady, let her know that your ex, from 5 years ago, and you had a bad break up. Maybe if you tell the lady up front, she won't be so quick to judge. Now, I'd your ex if saying you gave her and other women STDs, you might be ****** (and not in the good way) :-/. I wish you the best of luck.
astoryofroses 9
13 - that's true, but you can get a restraining order if she's stalking you, even if it's to other girls, because to know he's talking to them she has to be lurking around.plus, we all know a jealous woman does better research than the FBI xD
chatoyant_fml 12
This kind of situations is why people should learn to get the facts right and just not listen to rumors.
CastielJ 6
#2 beat me to it by far.
cmyk 19
I would go for a harrasment charge. Collect proofs, get the girls you dated to confess it to a judge, if online get the copies ect.. It will only get worse op.. Charge that bitch before she gets violent. Never know with crazy people.. -.- Edit. I know its not direct harrasment, but she is still in a way reatraining you from relationships by harrasing them, so.. Talk to a lawyer..
AML14 0
Confront that b*tch! Step up and take control of your love life.
eddeeezzyy 19
Every time I read an FML that includes a female stalker, I always think of Rose from Two and a Half Men...
ladyLALAA 29
Na na na na na naa THREADJACK
MizzKilljoy69 11
the part of this FML that doesn't make sense is that the stalker ex girlfriend BROKE UP with HIM
doctorhook86 25
This FML reads totally differently if you imagine that the OP and his crazy ex are currently high school students.
22cute 17
Actually NONE of this makes sense. What kind of a woman who's hot for OP is going to drop him because of a bitter ex is making up lies? We've all been there. If you like the man you'd just be more determined to privet her wrong. Now if the ex is telling a few home truths & the new woman can see it's true an realizes before he can screw her over - well then, that would keep the women away
curleyQ97 9
sounds like a nasty break up...
igive 29
i think that girl was crazy even before the break up.
lajaynay 15
If the girls you're trying to date don't give you a chance to explain or prove that crazy psycho bitch wrong, they aren't worth your time.
AKGirlinSD 20
Exactly, people are so quick to judge these days without even giving a person a chance.
Keevarou 17
5, better safe than sorry. It's much easier to avoid suspicious people than to believe one. I see it as a instinct/defense mechanism. Suspicion is easily gotten, but hard to get rid off.
lajaynay 15
True, but I would rather give love a chance than let some girl I don't know that might be crazy, persuade me what to think about someone. I must have liked him for something to begin with and I would rather know the truth.
AKGirlinSD 20
Thank you, lajaynay. My thoughts exactly. Nobody has faith that there are still good people in this world. They are just harder to find and most people are unwilling to take that chance :-/.
Cydadel 0
But you have no idea that the bitch is crazy. I'd like to say I would've given him a chance to explain himself, but the truth is, there's no way in hell I would, depending on the rumor.
mvems 13
Also, being involved with someone whose got a crazy ex at their heels is a nightmare. I've learned to just bow out when shit like that starts happening, unless the guy is willing to take definite steps to make her go away, otherwise it's just a bitch to deal with when it wasn't even your relationship.
I_Punch_Babies 7
bitches be jellin
Gtroll 4
Jellin like a felon eating watermelon. Or the shoe jellin, Are you jellin? I'm jellin!!!!! (Dr.Scholes)
Feared 9
4 years though? Thats pretty messed ip
SqueakyChipmunk 22
This is the one appropriate time for a **** punt.
bitch_pleez 10
Wait, so she dumped you, then decided to stalk you? o.O
awagh666 14
Things llike these make murderers out of men.
22cute 17
Yeaaah...I don't think so. Just keep telling yourself she's the reason, Op. It'll make you feel better. Women don't avoid dating a guy because they've heard crazy stories. They take that stuff as a challenge. Now if she's telling TRUE stories that make women wise to your ways - then, yes, that would work.
minisquid 9
Y'know 102, opinions are like buttholes. Some are popular and much loved. Others, not so much. Your opinion appears to fall in the latter category.
kira_the_boss 1
Are you Charlie sheen and is her name rose? Ahh a two and a half men reference, bet you didn't see that one coming! -waits for thumb downs-
yahoowizard 16
Well, they never went out and he rejected her, so...but definitely, creepiness level matches up
boofgall 16
You don't have to point out where it was from, that was pretty damn obvious!
ScaughtieHolden 11
No, they had a one night stand together then Rose and Charlie moved to England and got married.
WretchedOnyx 29
I was gonna mention a restraining order, but #2 already said it. Tell those women that the stories aren't true. I mean, they're stupid if they decide to listen to someone they never met instead of someone the actually decided to date. D: