Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him and burst into tears. FML
Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
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JMichael 26
Did you still have fun with it?
gracehi 33
That's actually kind of adorable. My boyfriend and I tried that once. We just felt silly. Oh, we still had sex, but the role play beforehand felt silly.
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Comments (79)
JMichael 26
Did you still have fun with it?
EverestMelting 23
I feel like they would've. Although the sex would've been better.
NellieeNell 18
Atleast you guys practiced your acting skills (:
incoherentrmblr 22
After reading that OP, I've come to the conclusion that the adult film industry is not for you two...
LocsOn 13
hahaha thats awesome
Ainarr 29
i hope my relationship turns out like this. i'm studying the same thing
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
So you all are studying to be waiters?
redneck66 11
haaa
YoursAlways98 13
Nice burn
adrian1910 15
Ended up learning instead.
sayyestothedress 24
Lesson learned
gracehi 33
That's actually kind of adorable. My boyfriend and I tried that once. We just felt silly. Oh, we still had sex, but the role play beforehand felt silly.
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Well at least you guys have a shot in Hollywood!
MrSassypants 34
The movie that you have been waiting for ages... "Class will begin shortly..." *OP walks in* "Sorry I'm late." "You're always late." The movie everyone's talking about... "I'll never become something!" "You will become something! You already are something!" Staring OP, and OP's BF. THE STUDENT. Now playing in select theaters.
Enslaved 38
Minus the-- money shot.
MrSassypants 34
Money shot comes in the extras on the Blue-Ray DVD.
sofuckd 4
Actually, this sounds like a French film. All you need is a little more ennui.
MondRubberduck 24
To have Sex, Or not to have sex. That was the question. *Courtain closes*
invadermaythe1st 35
At least spell curtain right...
Alkpwn 6
... But if you're going to misspell curtain in response to a sex joke, that is curtainly the way to do it!
qdawg06 23
Atleast you still accomplished something. I think.
llamarrama01 21
When's the movie coming out?
sarah5745 41
Soon hopefully
Hesperian 2
The book was better
feven 32
Never again.
katejanek 16
that's really cute! it actually sounds fun.