Today, my boyfriend of two years called me on Skype while he was taking a crap. Think it's a sign that maybe we've been dating for too long. FML
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Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend, who was half asleep at 3 am, saying he was yelling my name because he needed toilet paper. We don’t even live together. FML
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jackalope069 0
but if he didn't call you you'd probly complain that he doesn't call you enough
perdix 31
Did he aim the camera so you could examine his productivity?
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Comments (89)
rattusrattus 19
Instant text messaging on the loo, OK - calling or video chat is a little too far. I don't want to watch/hear people poop.
kwintalamillah 6
my boyfriend of 2 months does the same, should i be worried?
Nandito2 0
Yes!! You should TOTALLY be worried! Run while you can!!!!
youngluv 0
wow. you are all retarded. he is just really comfortable around you.
t2icu 0
no don't be worried. not that big of a deal. if there's any meaning behind it, he's just comfortable with you.
azhein 0
it doesn't matter how comfortable someone is with you. who would want to talk/watch someone poop?
cintakay 0
wow that's impressive lol
Proughboy 7
When my sister was dating a guy for just a few months, he had a hernia and he pooped himself because of the pills he was taking (and because of the hernia of course). She changed him and cleaned him up, and they're now happily married. It's nothing to be worried about
Dewayn3 0
that stinks......
evilshade 0
That's shitty.
Lisa89 3
why were you on skype while on the toilet anyway? ydi
Marzee 14
pretty sure HE was on the toilet, not her. fail.
danielle25 15
Thats is gross!!! I would have kill him I woudnt care that he feels comfortable with me I would just have closed the conversation!
Crystallea 1
The funny thing is; some time ago, i skyped my boyfriend, knowing he was on the toilet. He even asked me to call him because he wanted to try out my iPhone.
michellerrr23 0
lmfao. I could totally see my bf and I doing that..
lovingmylife84 0
yes. that is a sign you should break up w him. my bf of 4 years would never do that. he still doesnt fart in front of me. you have yourself a looser who you should dump.
xspaniardx 3
Why is he a loser? I'm pretty sure that 80% of guys fart in front of girlfriends or do worse. Yes, skyping while on the toilet is a little far but seriously to dump him for it, is a little too far on her part too. Maybe he's really busy and that's his only free time? Or he's bored, my boyfriend always calls me while he's on the toilet. Lighten up. 8)
Hump_Zilla 0
25 you're a bitch...just shows your bf after 4 years is still not comfortable around you and that your relationship is pretty much pointless if he can't be himself
mimealot 0
lighten up. your boyfriend sounds like a bitch, as do u. its natural to shit, and sharing is caring.
ckjacques53198 0
I do my best texting on the shitta
starile 20
I do all my FMLing while taking a dump!
taff_fml 1
I feel you.