Today, my boyfriend of two years called me on Skype while he was taking a crap. Think it's a sign that maybe we've been dating for too long. FML
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Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend, who was half asleep at 3 am, saying he was yelling my name because he needed toilet paper. We don’t even live together. FML
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Top comments
jackalope069 0
but if he didn't call you you'd probly complain that he doesn't call you enough
perdix 31
Did he aim the camera so you could examine his productivity?
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Comments (89)
hasan_shami2013 0
maybe he's very frank with you
HomeAl0ne 20
I'd never Skype someone while having a crap. I'd be afraid it was going to drop out....
canucksgal 0
sooo why is this an fml?
Shinygirlnz 1
It's more of a sign that you should date better people.
DCecil07 0
That is sh!tty!
nannu_nannu 1
Two years and you've never seen him do his business? That's the real f your life. I sometimes sit on my fiancé's lap when nature calls for him.
XxnixxxxX 0
You could possibly be the most idiotic girlfriend. He could be out cheating on you or he could beat you. But no, your gonna bitch because he loves you enough and is comfortable enough to shit in front of you. You are a dumb bitch. Plain and simple
musick831 0
I don't see what you're bitching about? it's been two years and yes, people poop. get over yourself.
IamDavidVz 0
Break up with him for talking shit to you.
peachezthelette 22
boohoo, get over it, my fiance used to poop with the door open when we were living together.