Today, my boyfriend of two years called me on Skype while he was taking a crap. Think it's a sign that maybe we've been dating for too long. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend, who was half asleep at 3 am, saying he was yelling my name because he needed toilet paper. We don’t even live together. FML
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Top comments
jackalope069 0
but if he didn't call you you'd probly complain that he doesn't call you enough
perdix 31
Did he aim the camera so you could examine his productivity?
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Comments (89)
Iamnotyourmom 0
Uhh okay so if you've been dating for long.. that means your gonna to it or what? Hes comfortable with you, get over it.. this isn't an FML.
milou_fml 6
looks like your relationship is being flushed down the drain
Luckysam1984 0
Hes comfortable with you get over it.
Mdgzimmerman 0
That's great. Sounds like me and my bf lmao
someone234 5
FFS if thats your reason to break up with someone, then you really are a ******** and not worth having a relationship with.
Jessica242 0
well said!
free1021 0
Atleast he didnt video chat while taking a shit
xspaniardx 3
You do realize...thats what skype is right?
Pocahontas22_fml 0
lol that's exactly what he did actually.
mimealot 0
Moron
IVANTTOCOME 0
Do you have a Skype account? I have to shit.
gordodestroyo 0
whatever my gf farts and poops in front of me all the time, its called being comfortable with someone. that is usually a quality you look for in a significant other
TryptamineDreame 0
wow, this has got to be the worst FML I've ever seen. It shouldn't even be an FML. How is this bad? My boyfriend calls me all the time while he is at work, taking a shit. Ugh, wow get over it you prissy bitch.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, you think you're dating too long just because a guy calls you while taking a crap? Guess what, it happens to everyone; it means he's very comfortable in your relationship. If he knew what kind of a judgmental bitch you were, he'd probably dump you, and rightly so. You think you've been dating too long? You sound like one of those girls who has a different boyfriend every few months because none are ever good enough for you. If he dumps you, YDI.
starile 20
Daaaayum where'd you get your default pic?
SakeOfSacrifice 0
its called google images