Today, my boyfriend of two years called me on Skype while he was taking a crap. Think it's a sign that maybe we've been dating for too long. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend, who was half asleep at 3 am, saying he was yelling my name because he needed toilet paper. We don’t even live together. FML
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jackalope069 0
but if he didn't call you you'd probly complain that he doesn't call you enough
perdix 31
Did he aim the camera so you could examine his productivity?
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Comments (89)
nemolovesme 11
haha probably would've been better if he just waited until he was done to call you, but it does mean you two are close. in a good way
tATudemon 5
maybe, but maybe not. you're lucky to be dating at all. I just had my heat viciously ripped out and take it from me, it hurts. don't do it to the guy, without better reason.
hisangel44 6
lol. my bf started doin that when we were datin for 6 months! lol. hes still doin that nd in a little over a month itll be two years lol. i have gotten used to him. not his parents doin that tho. well ill show up nd his mom is goin to the bathroom with the door open. haha. its awkward. but ig im sorta used to it. lol
EpicFail1520 16
True love.
The_9th_Doctor 18
it means he trusts you, you twit. and if u break up with him over that, you deserve to be lonely
doglover100 29
True love. He's comfortable around you to do that.