Today, my boyfriend of two years called me on Skype while he was taking a crap. Think it's a sign that maybe we've been dating for too long. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend, who was half asleep at 3 am, saying he was yelling my name because he needed toilet paper. We don’t even live together. FML
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Top comments
jackalope069 0
but if he didn't call you you'd probly complain that he doesn't call you enough
perdix 31
Did he aim the camera so you could examine his productivity?
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Comments (89)
peachezthelette 22
and we were only living together for two months before he did that.
slapattack 0
Your complaining? You should feel priveledged! Sometimes I shit on my old ladys chest she loves it! Poo ing is natural and you should enjoy it together its the simple things in live that give the most pleasure.
eduardosuritalov 0
ROTFLLMFAO okay that made me laugh harder than the fml. :p
brootalxkeni 0
I love men :)
Danny_B 4
hes a keeper, OP :D
Mickeyd1112 0
Lol
cintakay 0
better than being in a relationship where you still have to watch everything you do around each other
Kristinky 0
hahahaha. at least you guys are comfortable with each other right? for instance, my boyfriend of about 1 1/2 years texted me today saying, "i gotta pee." i look at it as a sign of comfort. X]
Pinkskullsblackb 0
Marriage?
co0ki3monster 1
Hey, at least you know he's comfortable with you :D Besides.. Nature calls. You answered :P
massivelyskilled 0
hahaha you junk!