Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself. Turns out he had just clogged the toilet. When he called maintenance, halfway through explaining the problem he started hysterically giggling and had to hang up mid-sentence. This has been a reoccurring theme. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
Today, the maintenance man for my apartment “fixed” my toilet from constantly running. Now it won’t flush. I learned this after I took a huge dump. My boyfriend was over to spend the night. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
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xDaBOMBDINGERx 0
How did he call you when your phone was in the toilet..???
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
Man, what a ******' ****.
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ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
Man, what a ******' ****.
zookieyng 3
how did he call you if your phon was in the toilet?
HamsteronA 0
landline phones. but what was your phone doing at his house is the question?
jasonsaied 1
third!
n00bowner 0
Cool.
febag 0
Lovely
giggity123 0
If we was stuffing your phone in the toilet... How exactly did he call you????
waterynuggets 0
That's what I was wondering, too. Gee, I wish someone invented a phone you could put in your house..maybe even a house phone *SIGH* whatever will we do...
poooook 0
why did he have your phone ?
ImRawrtastic 0
hmmm I wonder if his phone will clog the toilet?
boyguydudemalema 0
hah! or maybe he was wondering if ur phone's stty enough to be flushed, or maybe he mistaken it to be actual st on the table and had to clean it up
Jrook 0
ydi for dating an idiot
bobmandude 0
Do it with his tv! ;)
bobmandude 0
lol at waterynuggets
TRJADN 0
this ^
cowgod 0
maybe he was trying to make you look for the hidden wedding ring in the poop
do20ss 4
how did he call u? this is fake they don't have house phones anymore...right?
bkullas 0
dumb shit. house phone....
Darwinawardwinne 0
Or maybe he's really dumb and you have him set as the phone's wallpaper and he saw it and said "boy, look at that shit" that belongs in the crapper, and the rest is disgustingly brown history...
MetroidSlayer01 8
@37, it's called a house phone. I know, this new technology is difficult to wrap your mind around =P
SeasonedSausage 0
hey do your job when you become a housewife your going to have to do this eventually. thank him for the practice in unclogging his
isreal 0
dump him and then sue him
o0XMzMayX0o 0
hmm she said "called me over" I think they were in the same place........
Rosalie_Haostn 0
.............#98 you are failing at life right now.
M4V3R1CKR13 0
Yout gf with a moron congratz
RedMercury28 0
home phone?
jt0070 0
@ at 117, that's exactly what I was thinking, and this person has to be a complete idiot for dating such an idiot
Nailbunny 4
to everyone saying "oh how did he call you if he had ur phone?" it's obvious OP was at his house with him at the time, and he just called her over from another room.
do20ss 4
u figure tht out by reading #117, I can see that now too
samantha_durano 6
@ #141: I likke your pictuure :)
Gabbie_1210 8
"called me over" could also mean she was in the same place, and she could hear him. It doesn't have to mean that she was at her house or wherever. Also... ITS CALLED A HOME PHONE
seabiscuit1276 0
hahaha he's a keeper.
gress269 4
If I'm the only one who noticed, how did he call you with your phone in the toilet? I know how. It's called a fake FML.
CitizenSnipz 0
Shit happens.
rockintothebeat 0
why on earth would anyone vote YDI?
aardvarkish 17
yeah, for ignoring the warning signs before this happened...
hjrn 0
To 9, We would vote YDI because she is dating a man with the mentality of a toddler.
tuxedoandex 28
because how could you not eventually find the situation funny
xHabsfanx 0
wow...just wow. Maybe he's been watching too many of those "will it blend?" videos and decided to see if it wil "flush" instead. Well just make him pay for a new phone.
tsoccerdude 0
lmao so true
MermaidSongXOXO 6
+1 for creativity. -100 for being fake.
jayjaysmokerson 0
but why??????
xDaBOMBDINGERx 0
How did he call you when your phone was in the toilet..???
HamsteronA 0
landline phone?!
myanichole 22
A landline?
thevelociraptor 31
Or call as in yell
GreekYogurt 26
Maybe she needs to dump him.
blackcats31 0
why did he have your phone if you were home?
knockasauras 0
As Red Foreman would say, your boyfriend's a DUMBASS