Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
PDA FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
toughbf
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
jonnah
Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Anonymous
Notting Hill, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Johna Richardson
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
Glume
Winnipeg, Canada
Run for the hills
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
Djcc
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
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DrAwesome 6
FYL for being Rihanna.
perdix 31
You must be from up north. Down here in the South, he would have hit you already.
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anorexicbarbie 8
Maybe OP is so ugly that he just wants to hit her... *waits for angry commenters*
Driftz 3
"Sometimes, I just wanna hit you".
fearfulsymmetry 1
You must have been doing something that annoyed the hell out of him or something. I feel like hitting people too sometimes. Like little, obnoxious, bratty kids. That doesn't make me physically abusive though. I'm not acting out on it, it's just a thought I have sometimes. ;)
WeTheLiving 4
Are you serious?? why are you still calling him your boyfriend...
nocanhaz 4
is that your truck?
IWABO2_ 0
I am positive that almost every guy has atleast thought that before.
babygirl2005608 0
and that's when you leave him
WhatTheFuq 0
why r u guys all acting like hiring a girl is a bad thing? Jkjk
Hughmadd 0
Well 61, it depends on the job. If it requires a lot of physical strength, I'd say a male would be more qualified for the position, not to sound sexist...
WhatTheFuq 0
shit I meant hitting. I hate the iPhones auto correct. x_x
Hughmadd 0
Please, EVERY single person has moments where the want to hit someone. Even if it's a friend or a family member, people piss other people off, everyone. OP, would you rather he DID hit you, instead of "just feeling like it"? He didn't, so it's not an FML, he's just saying what everyone wants to say at times.
JokeMeister 0
LeaveNOW!
Hughmadd 0
And yes, there IS more the story. I highly doubt this guy got furious at you for absolutely no reason and said this, and seeing how the OP can't even recognize or elaborate on that, it's not hard to see why this guy gets so frustrated. Once again, at least he didn't actually hit you.