Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if he was to break up with me, he would do it in a crowded location so I couldn't start to cry or make a scene. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
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Top comments
GrammarNaziFTW 0
New definition of masculinity - getting beat up by your girlfriend.
cBlackout 13
Seize the opportunity while u can
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Comments (103)
lovemysoldier3 2
What a douche!
imsosleepy 9
Don't beat him up, OP. He might start crying.
cruxx 0
How exactly is a guys girlfriend going to make him look tough by beating him up?
ThreeSheetsGone 12
OP's boyfriend: "Hey guys, I got in a fight." His friends: "DAMN! That dude ****** you up! What does he look like?" OP's boyfriend: "Actually, I didn't fight back. It was my girlfriend." Friends: "Hand over your Man Card, pussy."
Ugi 27
I don't know about a douche but he sounds like an idiot. One with "issues" over his masculinity by the sounds of it. Presumably he would lie and say some guy beat him up. While he's at it, why not just lie & say he won! Saves on the pain...
SCREAM4meeee 0
He just wants some rough love. Don't judge him.
13FTW 9
Which one of you has the pussy in this relationship?
Neopets_dot_com 0
What a tool..
Dreamkiller51 5
Maybe he doesn't? O.o
ImOlivia 5
19, I love you!!! LOL!!
fakeaccountX 6
Break something anyway, just to teach him a lesson.
Bonngoo 34
how in the **** would that make him a douche hahaha you dip ass
bigdaddi69 0
candy ass, lol. what can't go to a bar and pick a fight with a real man, still won't look tough to your friends.
doof234 0
might, or will?
MagicallyFat 12
Lol it's cause he's Canadian
ImOlivia 5
Might, they might all be too high to actually care about what he is saying.
DoNotEnter 5
What a pussy, getting his girlfriend to beat him up instead of a real fight. Or, nothing at all. Dumb.
datgamerchick 14
OP is a guy...
datgamerchick 14
...Why the **** did I say that? Faberry. Achele. Both pairings are so goddamn precious.
datgamerchick 14
Someone is ******* with me...
DoNotEnter 5
Did you kill him?
GrammarNaziFTW 0
New definition of masculinity - getting beat up by your girlfriend.
Glidefedt 6
De-Masculinity
judices 0
I still don't understand how this will make you tough.
bizarre_ftw 22
The hipster of masculinity
Nashiq 8
Seems like a reasonable request to me
CryMoreFMLs 15
Your picture seems to explain why you find this reasonable.
cBlackout 13
Seize the opportunity while u can
lmngrl889 14
lol
babywader 3
Ummm time for a new boyfriend!
KiddNYC1O 22
Yeah, that kind of comment is expected from a 13 year-old.
TzzaNL 8
I would hit him... with a knife
Ugi 27
Are you sure? Rather looks like you should still be using round-ended scissors.
sitog93 0
That's called stabbing
CryMoreFMLs 15
The commentor is 13... Explains her immature comment.
scottgeo 0
I would suggest ripping his nuts off but he obviously doesnt have any to begin with.