Today, I've been living with my new roommate's dogs for three days now. In an ironic twist, the small one is very well-behaved, while the two big ones are disobedient little shits. Every day, I get a thousand more reminders as to why I'm a cat person. I can't do this anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm gonna have to make the very difficult decision to ask my roommate to get rid of his dogs. They're not only the most disobedient little shits I've ever known, but they're also terrifying my cats. My oldest cat, who has always been pretty chill, quiet, and independent, is now vocal, clingy and nervous. FML
Today, my roommate's dogs dictate where I sleep. When my roommate doesn't work, I get to stay in my bedroom. When he does work, I have to go into the living room because they will bark at me simply because I exist until he comes back. I'm already an insomniac; loud dogs are a little overkill. FML
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Today, I counted 3 weeks since my new roommate scooped the poop out of her two cats' litter boxes. Also, she keeps rubbing in my face that she takes such good care of the cats, and I can only pretend to nod in agreement. There’s five more months on the lease. FML
Today, I had to watch my grandparents' dogs. Unfortunately, my grandparents forgot to tell me that their new dogs bark non-stop whenever anyone else is in the house, which inspires the older dogs to do the same thing. The result: Five dogs barking incessantly, for hours on end. This is exactly why I'm a cat person. FML
Today, I'm trapped in my apartment. My new cat won't let me leave. Every time I try, he blocks the door, hisses and tries to savage me. I'm my own cat's bitch. FML
Today, I thought I was seeing double. My neighbours got a new dog, which is exactly the same as the other one, except that it hates me twice as much. FML
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
Today, I hope to tell my roommate that I want to leave and never look back, because I'm done with the bird and the dogs and the hair and shit everywhere. I can't anymore. My brain is going to explode. FML
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Shzusuziq11 12
It's not the dogs that are the problem, it's on the owner for not training them properly. Talk to your roommate about obedience classes
Marcella1016 32
Out of curiosity, what was the habit and how did you change it?
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D J's MOM 17
animals need time to adjust. show the big dogs some extra love and attention. if you can't, then you're not a real animal lover... just sayin....
Thaylok 17
So, train the dogs. They want to please you and will learn. And don't say that you can't teach an old dog new tricks. I changed a habit my two 13 year old dogs had around my wife in 2 days.
Marcella1016 32
Out of curiosity, what was the habit and how did you change it?
purplekanc 24
Good question
Shzusuziq11 12
It's not the dogs that are the problem, it's on the owner for not training them properly. Talk to your roommate about obedience classes
RichardPencil 32
Where's the irony? You just have an ignorant stereotype that small dogs are badly-behaved and big dogs are good. Calling yourself a cat person doesn't cover up that you are really a dog bigot.