Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
PDA FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
toughbf
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
jonnah
Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Anonymous
Notting Hill, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Johna Richardson
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
Glume
Winnipeg, Canada
Run for the hills
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
Djcc
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
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DrAwesome 6
FYL for being Rihanna.
perdix 31
You must be from up north. Down here in the South, he would have hit you already.
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nicolas1311 0
run.
Shadow_Phantom 26
That sucks for you, but really, maybe YDI? I'm pretty sure he doesn't just feel like hitting you for the fun of it.
Jewelofagal 2
Time to say good-bye before he turns his words into action.
DeathShad0 1
I have a feeling there's more to this story.
yuhimjesus 0
yeah, she's probably a HUGE bitch.
demarcusT 0
or just huge, and he wants to see if she can feel his punches
yuhimjesus 0
that's true. hit it and go surfin on them jiggle waves.
Nicky_Deez 0
at least it's only sometimes
Xavi89 0
Rick James bitch!!!
DeathShad0 1
#27, nobody likes an internet tough guy.
mthaze20 0
get out of that relationship before he does
madgolden 0
oh this is just hilarious. :)
TryptamineDreame 0
My boyfriend and I say that shit to eachother, but wouldn't act on it. But then again I don't know how your relationship with your boyfriend is. If he is a really serious guy and never plays around with you, then maybe you should really think twice about the relationship..