Today, my husband popped out to the hotel gym while I jumped in the shower. After a while I heard a knock on the door. Thinking it was him, I cheekily opened the door in my naked glory to be greeted by the maid. I didn’t know do-not-disturb signs aren’t double sided. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, my husband invited 20 of his friends over, no discussion, just 20 strangers in my house. I got mad and went upstairs to our bedroom, which has an en suite shower. I got naked, and yet another dude came out of our en suite and walked right past my bare ass while I screamed. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I found out the day manager has been illegally entering my apartment when I’m not home. My car was in the shop, so when he saw my parking spot empty, he came right on in. I was just getting out of the shower and was standing stark naked. He didn’t even try to explain. Just smirked. FML
Today, while working from home, I thought I heard someone knock at the door. Without thinking, I shouted, “I’m naked!” A moment later I heard my neighbor say, “Uh… I just wanted to tell you your car headlights are on.” FML
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML
Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML
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Top comments
bigdaddyeric 37
They are Double Sided, one side says “Do Not Disturb” and the other side says “Housekeeping Needed” in the hotels I usually stay at, I think we can guess which side you had facing out, LOL
Lobby_Bee 18
Wouldn't your husband have the key card to to come back in without knocking? Wouldn't make sense to assume its your husband.
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LadyRen 20
She didn’t say “housekeeping”? I thought they were supposed to.
confused_wandere 26
This is real life, not Harry Potter.
smaldridge 12
at the hotel I worked at after knocking you announced who you were. ie front desk, housekeeping, guest services.
bigdaddyeric 37
They are Double Sided, one side says “Do Not Disturb” and the other side says “Housekeeping Needed” in the hotels I usually stay at, I think we can guess which side you had facing out, LOL
ChakatBlackstar 29
I think I've seen that movie before...that very dirty movie.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe the maid had something else double-sided in her cleaning cart ;) if you know what I mean ;) ;)
ARISKomuniszt 24
;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) Oh, by the way I don't understand your innuendo, I just have a muscle spasm...
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
I think this is more of an embarrassing moment, not an FML lol
Lobby_Bee 18
Wouldn't your husband have the key card to to come back in without knocking? Wouldn't make sense to assume its your husband.
ChakatBlackstar 29
He could've forgotten the key. I've done that more than a few times when taking a short trip through a hotel to the gym or gift shop or most often the pool. And if someone's still in the room it's easier to knock than walk all the way to the front desk.
Glowworm56 27
All I can think of now is that Family Guy gag. "Housekeeping." "Go away." " I come in anyway?" "No! Go away!" " I come in anyway."
Leeono 26
It’s usually the room they dress down....
zeffra13 31
As though there couldn’t have been strangers walking by when you opened the door anyway?
T1A2Z3 35
There could be other people in the corridor anyway