Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
PDA FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
toughbf
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
jonnah
Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Anonymous
Notting Hill, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Johna Richardson
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
Glume
Winnipeg, Canada
Run for the hills
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
Djcc
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
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DrAwesome 6
FYL for being Rihanna.
perdix 31
You must be from up north. Down here in the South, he would have hit you already.
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Comments (208)
NiKKy_1120 0
sometimes i feel like i wanna hit my boyfriend... its normal.
Buddy360 0
Dump him, DUH!!!
stripedoctor 3
HEY IF YOU POSTED THIS PLEEEEAAASSSEE READ THIS COMMENT!!!! 1) he didnt actually hit u 2) saying something like that is mean, but posting this on facebook is ****** UP and you know it. your personal relationship problems are private and he didnt actually hurt you and he would probably walk across the world and back for you. 3). If this story is true, and he is still youre boyfriend, which he is, and it is, posting it the before talking it out and finishing the argument is pointless and thoughtless because you are still mad and might not agree with yourself later. If he were to actually hit you chances are you wouldnt be posting this and im PRETTY SURE he doesnt hit you so you shouldnt go around publicly posting things like this. WHAT he did was just as bad but you should have finished the argument with him first instead of venting here. PLUS even if you really love him and he really loves you, verbal fights are bound to happen in any relationship, and he never actually did anything physical to hurt you, or even said he WOULD hit you, he just said he wanted to, just to piss you off. And it was a jerky thing to do but it wasnt that horrible. Chances are you said bad things to. And youve lasted over a year, as you said and that really wouldnt happen if you two werent meant to be together, which you are (and u know it). ********************PEOPLE COMMENTING********************* Dont just say dump him, you dont know the whole story and telling someone to dump someone they have been with for an entire year is a bit excessive without knowing anything except the fact that he said one mean comment. stop.
XxKyttixX 0
lol I've been there before. =]
bexter 0
Leave. you can wait until he starts hitting you, or spare yourself that drama and leave now. but leave!!
Mamamessie 0
At least he doesnt actually do it
gamecube_Link 0
uhhhhh......LEAVE THAT PEICE OF SHIT NOW!!!!!!!! normal guys don't even JOKE ABOUT THAT SHIT
Karnezar 2
I often times call my girlfriend a waste of space. Then she tells me to go die in a hole. Then I tell her to fall in a hole and suffer slowly. Then she calls me an asshole. Then I tell her to go play in traffic. Then we kiss for a bit. Repeat.
Littlebear1156 0
Haha so funny!
gabbythefreshist 0
then dont look so hit-able!
chellabella856 0
rofl!!!!!!