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Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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DrAwesome 6

FYL for being Rihanna.

perdix 31

You must be from up north. Down here in the South, he would have hit you already.

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Jayrawrskie 0

Damn..XD

Sukismama 2

O

W4X 0

Eh, it's a way of getting what he wants.

saint_jimmy 0

This sounds like an unhealthy relationship, even if he never acts on his impulse to hit you. Do you really want to stay with someone whose first thought when they see you is sometimes "She pisses me off so much I want to cause her pain"?

DA14573 6

You must be handicap. This is a clear cut and dry situation. If she didn't do things that occasionally make him want to slap her, she wouldn't be a woman. because believe me, women do plenty of things to aggravate a guy. Second point, just like a woman to go and make it sound way worse than it is. A guy can say "Sometimes I just want to hit you" and she will act like she needs to live in an abused womens shelter. He probably even said it casually. No disrespect intended for any woman who has ever been abused. But every man who loves his woman occasionally just wants to hit her. It's the fact that he doesn't that makes him a man. Or she knows when to get to making those sandwhiches..

DA14573 6

Argh this didn't belong at this comment..

TheIrishJaneDoe 9

55: I'd like to give you the BOTD by assuming your entire comment is sarcasm played straight-faced. If it isn't, though... Wow. You managed to show your ignorance of and prejudice against men, women, and the disabled in one fell swoop. I can't decide if you're gutsy or just plain stupid.

Nadinek98 0

a song makes everything better ..

WhatTheFuq 0

don't worry op il be ur bf. and I promise I won't hit you..... hard.

AAShah 0

How do you know OP isn't some ugly chick?

wowzersselainee 0

LOL hard? do I sense another Chris brown? hun thts not so good

Angele72 0

Lol my bf says tha to me bcuz sometimes I say stupid shit but then right after he says that he says "but I can't bcuz I love you way to much" ..aww keeper ;)

Tikwichka 5

I'm not surprised that you say 'stupid shit'. Really.

Bobissmall 13

So ******* true.

zp5 4

24 ...what?

softballchic16 0

at least he was honest..?

fairies633 8

I think it just means the op is stupid or does dumb things, not that the boyfriend is abusive...

The_Great_One 0

I hate guys who hit their women. Let me know if he ever does it because then he will end up with my fist in his throat and my foot in his ass!

IntoTheClouds 42

But how do you feel about women hitting men? Would you make these empty threats if a woman were to hit a man?

fearfulsymmetry 1

Exactly. I hate when members of BOTH genders hit their significant others.

Hughmadd 0

Equal rights, equal fights Not saying I would ever put my hand on a woman, or a man, but when it comes to self defense, it couldn't matter any less.

nocanhaz 4

hit him before he can hit you