Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
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Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
Run for the hills
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
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DrAwesome 6
FYL for being Rihanna.
perdix 31
You must be from up north. Down here in the South, he would have hit you already.
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russia016954 0
I think there was a reason for him saying that :P
MuchDance90s 0
in soviet Russia, boyfriend hits you!
JERZBornNRaised 7
if a guy ever hit my friends that are girls or my gf, id kill him :) although whenever i was with a girl and they hit me i liked it ;) hahaha i think its cuz of my stupidity ohh well
JERZBornNRaised 7
haha im tellin you right now she wasnt joking haha, she smacked me upside the head cuz of her jealousy issues which most girls have (no offense).. if im talkin to a friend in front of her and she reply's "ohhh you think shes hotter?" or "ohhh why dont you go with her instead" when in fact it was a friend lol..
JERZBornNRaised 7
haha yea but if the relationship has no trust whats the point of it goin on? I dont care who the girls friends with guy or girl, im not gonna ruin her friendships with her guy friends, I dont get jealous cuz lets face it your significant other will be in your arms anyway, unless a girl has cheated before then no i wouldnt trust em and thats when i end the relationship, cuz if they did do that and then i saw her too friendly with guys id assume shes doin it again, once that trust is gone im leavin the relationship, thats just me
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Sorry to pop your bubbles, but no, that is NOT just "woman's nature". Unwarranted jealousy, insecurity, and violence doesn't come with every ******. I wouldn't put up with it, ever. I can't speak for your relationships, but I lose all respect for women who act like that.
FMLinCA 12
this is dumb. maybe he was saying it playfully in which OP "coincidentally" left out.
SuperSami97 0
Not okay
lilponygurrl 0
abusive.
astm 0
maybe he was trying to say that he'll hit you like flirting
JERZBornNRaised 7
first off thats hitting on you.. second they are already dating why would he have to hit on her?
WhatTheFuq 0
astm lol. really? what has American education system come to...
vbmg152 19
WTF???
iheartglasses 0
I would always be cautious around people like that OP. I had a boyfriend say that to me after I reminded him about a date we had planned. Not days later he grabs my arm simply for not looking at him during a conversation while I was cooking. I definitely left that relationship fast! Im not one to always say DUMP HIM on stupid girl FMLs but Im definitely telling you to on this one...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I think this one is either a definite YDI or a huge FML, but we aren't given enough context to determine which. The relationship, setting, and tone could make this a silly joke or a big red flag. It's worth examining, but if he's abusive in other ways, it could be hard for OP to see the truth.
zackk993 0
fail. a man should never hit a women... she can hit him three times b4 she gets hit back...
maphineRAWRS 10
um no, she can hit him as much as she likes and should NEVER be hit back
JERZBornNRaised 7
i agree with the chick on this one, for real when a girl hits you its like gettin hit with a temper pedic pillow for ***** sake, (no offense) hehe, so dont hit ya girl, its f'd up and think about if you had a daughter, would you want a douche datin her? and hittin her? didnt think so
opalitepetals 0
if a woman hits you, damn right you can hit them back. enough of this bullshit that women are abused little puppies. if i hit my husband, I would expect to get hit back. Just as if he ever hit me, i wouldn't think twice before hitting him back. BTW, JERZBornNRaised, I could probably **** your face up. The 265lbs I bench 4 times a week backs me up on this. Women are not pathetic.
JERZBornNRaised 7
hahahahahaha im sure you could lmao, i benched that in highschool but nice try, second i wouldnt hit you even if you hit me cuz you still are a girl (i think).. and imma guess you wear the pants in the relationship? do you also put on a strap on and make your guy take it? i bet its how it is ;)
JERZBornNRaised 7
ohhh btw, no guy likes a butch girl that lifts weights, your man is prob afraid to leave you since your sooooo manly.. best of luck to you mrs butchy :) dont use the juice itll shrink your balls, well in your case your vag will shrivel up
godschild040190 0
I'm sure you have felt the same way towards him as well