Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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PDA FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
Run for the hills
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
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DrAwesome 6
FYL for being Rihanna.
perdix 31
You must be from up north. Down here in the South, he would have hit you already.
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roaminginsomniac 0
Nice. An abuser. Run!
fakeaccountX 6
Call him Mr. Hit That Ho.
Lolerskatez 0
Smack that, all on the floor!
imsosleepy 9
OP, pack your stuff and run!
acccccccc 1
hmm sounds like whatt i said to my gf saturday but i said strangle and she knew i was joking :D
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
just learn jujitsu, and if he tries anything judo chop his ass!
sapphireflames11 0
Probably what Chris Brown said to Rihanna... On a serious note, I would leave if he actually hit me. Domestic violence In a relationship is usually never fully worked out, and just persists in the future.
Bearsmomma 30
"... Never usually..." ?
mjcdsjf 0
Maybe she's just really annoying
GiggidyPants 0
is your name Meg by any chance?
yucayucatan 0
hehe ^^
hotrod14 0
same thing ike said to Tina
tatababe 1
You should carry a bat around and tell him you want to play "ball" that'll scare him
megusta3 5
93- What the hell is a judo chop? I just want to throw a book at you or something.
TheB0a 5
Probably doing something wrong...
kyarush 10
we all want to hit our significant other at one point.
JERZBornNRaised 7
uhhhh no not every one does, if im with someone why would i wanna hit em? if your thinkin about hittin your significant other might as well end it since a significant other should be someone you enjoy bein with always, never thinkin of hittin em
nayeli760 0
Well said 77:)
Mr_Zachary 0
77, do you also believe in santa claus and othe fairytales? there's a difference between "wanting to" and actually performing the action. granted, if he wasn't kidding it's possible there could be problems in the future. it would be unfortunate to throw away a relationship without trying to solve problems before they become hopeless, like many of these ignorant comments suggest doing. /flameshield.
Mr_Zachary 0
i made a typo. <- disclaimer
bailes_o_hay 0
yeah and who doesn't get frustrated with their significant other, friend or anyone else they spent a significant amount of time with. Now if you actually mean you feel like hitting them, that's a problem. but if he just was trying to be funny and meant she frustrates him sometimes, that's not unusual.
TheOptimist 0
Contact me when you locate a couple who hasn't had one fight after being together five years. I'm talking about boyfriend/girlfriend couples, (gays included to). Not just significant others. There is no one out there who hasn't fought with their partner, if their relationship has lasted a decent amount of time. Sayin you feel like hitting your partner is another way of saying, "sometimes, you just piss me off". Although, like everyone before said, if he actually meant he wanted to hit her, then there is a problem.
JERZBornNRaised 7
ok well i meant if its your significant other you shouldnt have even the thought of hitting them, obviously there are gonna be arguments but MOST couples dont know how to get through those bumps, and it doesnt matter how long 2 people have been together, if a guy hits a girl and she stays with him, hes gonna think its ok and it'll happen again sooner or later. In all honesty hittin a girl is like hittin a puppy, they are DEFENSELESS it's messed up.. and to everyone else makin jokes outta guys hittin girls are ****** up, id like to see a guy do that in front of me, i do enjoy hittin guys that deserve it, makes me feel bigger every time ;)
Hughmadd 0
77, I think you take things a bit too literal.
WhatTheFuq 0
Awhh how romantic maybe that's his way of saying I love you?
TheB0a 5
and drop-kick to the face must mean "Will you marry me ?" lolZ Least he was honest sayin that he wants to but hasn't.
locura1991 0
"Honey, when I hit you it means I love you"-BF
TheB0a 5
"And when I leave bruises on your body that's just somethin for you to remember me by, when I'm not around you know ?"
WhatTheFuq 0
lmao. exactly !!
DrAwesome 6
FYL for being Rihanna.
BethiiGeex 0
Tim you tweet to much D:
KCDx3 0
lmaooo
KCDx3 0
lmaooo
DrAwesome 6
Honey, I don't tweet ENOUGH. -_-
chickletno1 0
bahahahaha
kemolegend907 0
by the way he said it, I think op did something that frustrated him and he made that comment, but I think he meant it as a way to say "you're annoying" or something like that and not in a abusive way like a lot of ppl are implying
ImaginaryFoe 1
I agree. OP sounds like she is editing her post. My husband and I have both said this before. We don't hit each other but living with someone is aggravating at times. Usually saying that (or a much more colourful threat) breaks the tension and we can deal with whatever pet peeve set us off. Example: *husband leaves toilet seat up* "Sometimes I want to rip off your >beep< and shove it up your >beeping< arse then you won't ever have to use the >beeping< loo again!"
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I feel sorry for his beeps... Why do women get pissed when men leave the seat up anyway? They should look, just like we look to avoid pissing all over the seat or before we sit down to shit...
ImaginaryFoe 1
A. Scroll up on the home page. Not all of you look before you piss. Don't make assumptions . B. I look. My kids sometimes forget. Once he had to fish out a kid, calm her down, and scrub her up, his memory got a little better. The next time he forgot after that involved him digging around in the bowl for a toy car. He never forgets now.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Fair enough, my friend/foe.
MrVain21 0
I agree as well...she is probably annoying as hell and doesn't even realize when she is
ambear26 14
Agreed sometimes I wanna hit my boyfriend but I don't actually I just get annoyed at him.
perdix 31
You must be from up north. Down here in the South, he would have hit you already.
sammiller4 3
7 made me lol. I have been hit before but not by my bf
TheB0a 5
Have you reported this ?
KiddNYC1O 22
12- Daddy hit you? That doesn't count.
sammiller4 3
no I didn't report it and no it wasn't my dad.
KiddNYC1O 22
=p
Chaboigin 0
I've been on this site for nearly a year and a half. You inspired me to make an account, Perdix.kkthnxbai:]
lgs25 0
who hit u sam
bennybenben12 0
win^_^
LiveLauglove 0
me too!!! it was not fun. >:(
LimaTango 0
Well you shouldn't have been mouthing off like that.
kellykerplunkk 0
ooh, aggressive ;)
Mirorbo 27
Run, darling, before he acts on his impulse. That may be your only warning.
linnrose 0
eh, my wife says that to me all the time.
TheB0a 5
Does she hit you ? It's okay your in a safe lovin environment. *takez out a doll* Show me where on the doll she has hit you ?
Glenn_Coco 0
^ Win! lol