Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
Today, my boyfriend trapped me in a corner of our apartment and kept making sounds that he knows cause me to become violently angry (I have misophonia). He wouldn't stop, even though I was practically begging him to, and now he's mad that I freaked out and broke his nose to get away from him. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Time to leave. You were seconds from severe injury, or even death.
Crowned Sataness 12
he might not stop next time. or the time after that. and over absolutely nothing get out
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Comments (12)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Time to leave. You were seconds from severe injury, or even death.
Crowned Sataness 12
he might not stop next time. or the time after that. and over absolutely nothing get out
dongdong xiang 10
He just admitted to not having qualms about hurting or even killing you. call the cops
SylvarLorali 4
LEAVE NOW YOU ARE IN DANGER. This is not funny. This is not something ya'lls will laugh about later. He told you this because he knew that if he actually began squeezing your neck, he would kill you but still wants to scare you anyway.
sirrubberduckie 37
That's not something that will ever happen in a normal or healthy relationship. Don't try to save it. Get out now.
n3rdn3ss 8
Ex-boyfriend right?
Rake 18
Don't wait for something irreversible to happen! Take care of it, either by getting him treatment or leaving, but do NOT stay like that. This time he controlled himself, next time he might not!
D J's MOM 17
RUN. NOW....!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAST
emmalou 19
run girl run, arguing does not mean it needs to get heated and ppl yelling, learn about healthy arguments
core01 30
Normal, healthy relationships don't have someone threatening violence or pain.