Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I tried to get the day off because of snow and ice on the roads, which had already caused 2 accidents close to my house. My boss just called me a useless millennial, fired me, and hung up the phone. FML
Today, I returned from wading in a foot of snow to go to a hearing and back, and opened my emails. My boss had sent me an email on Friday at 4:30 telling me I didn't have to go in. On Friday, there was the company Christmas party. He was there. So was I. He told me nothing. Nor did he call me. FML
Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, I thought working through the holidays would mean little to do and the boss telling me stories all day. Actually, it meant having loads to do, while my boss was telling me stories regardless, effectively keeping me from doing the work he is paying me for. FML
Today, after getting up at 6 a.m., fighting with the dogs to wipe their paws off from the snow, and having to wait for a moving truck to move so I could get to work by 8, I got a call from my boss saying we were closed due to weather. It was 8:15. I was already there. FML
Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML
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therealsuperman 0
build a snowman. duh
ThatGirlIsMe93 0
Maybe you should get a life??
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Comments (73)
therealsuperman 0
build a snowman. duh
ThatGirlIsMe93 0
lol yes!
blonderabbit 0
you could always make a snow angel or sing christma carols!? or you could just go find a life...
starile 20
Beware of snow plows.
kikibisweet 0
Find some friends
Marvin_Android 0
Sounds similar to me. However, I have a brain the size of a planet, so nothing keeps me entertained. I'm always left pondering the pointlessness of it all. You are an Earth-creature, and therefore descended from apes. Your simple brain should be easy to amuse. Might I suggest a piece of string? A couple of rocks to bang together? Life. Don't talk to me about life.
chewbacca69 0
^ u need to get laid
mario75 0
chewwy FTW... Again! and btw im definetly no a decendent of an ape and your brain is derinetly not as big as a planet.
jewban 3
go get a dog and then you and your dog can play in the snow together! lol
Trollz4daLULZ 2
"derinitely" not.
rends 0
might I suggest World of Warcraft?
evilpieboy 0
47, u like a constant downer huh? 71, ftw lol :P
Kaiden2554 3
chewey are you retarded? Robots can't get laid because he doesn't have Human organs.
Penguinman909 7
Well, there's always cyber-sex..
mamamiaaa_fml 12
that's why god invented CoD.
t765234 10
Wow Mario, I wasn't aware that other sentient beings than humans populated the earth and used the Internet, way to be a ******* idiot though good job.
rubberduck_of_doom 31
#55 and you need to read a book once in a while!
Doopliss01 0
So you'd rather work?
hellyeahmirjam 2
you could have gone shopping xd
unidentified_sta 5
Play video games. Hm... You are a woman...
lovefreaxx 0
rude >_>
unidentified_sta 5
More like unsure if my advice would be good for the opposite sex.
ChibiGirl5 0
I love videogames
ferrariic 0
I love u :-0
lovefreaxx 0
i would consider myself a gamer..
ThatGirlIsMe93 0
Maybe you should get a life??
gocutler88 0
totally agree
theRovingMage 0
Flash computer games! Make cookies for firemen/police. (Want to feel super sexy? Do this. They love the food and you get flirted with.) Go to free Christmas/Holiday events. Check your paper for ideas. Go to a museum or a gallery. Get books from a library. Find a hobby by picking up things that look sort of cool, then read them and if you like it, try it. Make Christmas presents. There's always things to do.
starile 20
oooorrrrr.... complain on FML!
MexRomeo 0
you really put a lot of thought into this didn't u?
aliceharper 0
you could've used your day off to go out and get a life
Fortuitous 0
Yeah, I hear Home Depot sells them for $29.99- $19.99 around the holiday season.
talun 10
Maybe this is telling you that you should take time off work to find these things that you don't have(life, friends, hobbies).
secretmuse 0
oh my gosh, GET A LIFE! Drama, attention seeker, enjoy while you can lol
sweet_candy_ 17
you should get a pet. so you won't feel lonely.