what_a_loner
Bowmanville, Canada
Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair. It won. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Eleanor
North Grafton, United States
Chair club
Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML
Noname
United States
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Davios
United States
Friendly fire
Today, I moved in with an older gentleman renting out a room. Tonight, he had a domestic dispute with his girlfriend, who threw a lawn chair at my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
He started it, sorry
Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML
elvisfreak5446
United States
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
alsayslegit
United States
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Stung
United Kingdom
Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML
anon
United States
Domino effect
Today, I laughed at a coworker for breaking a chair during a meeting. Ten minutes later, I sat in another chair, and it snapped under me. My coworker just whispered, "Karma, bitch." FML
Anonymous
Iceland
Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML
Top comments
bombtastic 10
What were you attempting to do besides sit on it?
Aeroxx1337 17
Don't worry. Here on FML, losing fights to inanimate objects is something of a routine occurrence.
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Comments (70)
bombtastic 10
What were you attempting to do besides sit on it?
awkwardloveannie 28
open it?
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
OP was most likely just trying to sit on it, but then the chair cracked a "yo momma" joke. Of course OP wasn't going to let his momma get insulted, especially from a chair! He had no choice but to fight it.
iLizeth 14
Maybe OP was trying to throw it away, and it didn't like that. :b
eddeeezzyy 19
**** it.
JMichael 26
Fold it back up and put it away. The chair got mad because it wanted OP to sit on it some more.
Ambient25 25
I don't think the chair made a "yo momma" joke. It probably made a crack that OP had a fat ass, and then OP of course got mad. The chair dodged the first punch, and dodged the kick, but then it got behind OP, scooted itself in, made OP sit and fell back, and ended up on top with a Grecco-Roman pin. Boom, mind = blown. The defending and still current champion of the lawn....PLASTIC CHAIR!!!
mwangi101 15
This might be bad I so think of Woody from Suite Life on Deck
lex1459 38
Well that's kind of pathetic.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Legend has it, the chair now sits on OP everyday.
srod1326 5
I couldn't agree with you more
Gingerette 8
It's not that pathetic... Lawn chairs possess heavy magic, and are known martial artists. Fight one before you diss on victims.
ThatFancyPenn 18
My mother always taught me to not get into fights with lawn chairs. They are mean individuals that don't care how hurt you are.
Meeeooowww 9
Round One... KO!
killmenow03 21
It's gunna be a lawn fight.
Ambient25 25
God I wish I could have been the neighbor...
Aeroxx1337 17
Don't worry. Here on FML, losing fights to inanimate objects is something of a routine occurrence.
immunetoinsanity 23
Well, it sounds like you need some self defense classes. You know, in case another piece of lawn furniture attacks you.
DenBriZel 31
Bulk up! Haha and next time start with a camping chair.
TheFinnishFlash 5
You owe me 2 minutes of my life I've spent reading and posting this comment on this lame FML.
mjt123 7
Seriously? That's... That's just weak. Maybe I should give you Sensei's number.
Jamescripps 3
can I just ask... How?
abitabanana 8
No. No you may not.
Aeroxx1337 17
Best two out of three.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
And if you're smart, you'll bet on the chair.