Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
How much longer do you plan to stick around for more of the same treatment? Kick him to the curb already!
DarkKnyte 0
Easy answer: Get a new boyfriend!
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Comments (179)
thebigslim 13
As long as God of War 3 is on that trade list, sounds bout fair to me.
sillyzombiekid 0
hella yeah =D
C2Ultima 0
I'm gonna second that.
ILoveSoda 0
I woul trade my left arm for some god of war. I have money to buy it though.
koalallama11 6
Your an idiot. Just saying
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
PS3 games, especially new ones like BioShock 2, FFXIII, and others, are mad expensive. Consider this a huge wake-up call and dress up as an amputee in a wheelchair when he asks you to every once in a while. And yes, I am being serious about that "role-playing scenario." Now if he has said he would trade you in for some Jaguar 64 games...
mshafty 0
Hmm a FML about a pathetic girl who has a shitty boy friend, but instead of dumping his loser ass she goes on FML and complains. Wow! Never seen one of these posts before!!
Domonator 16
Whenever one of the loser boyfriend FMLs is posted, the site should automatically append 3 pages of... "dump him" "YDI for staying with him for this long" "make him a sammich" "stfu, you troll" etc., etc., etc.
Sirin_fml 47
Excellent idea, only replace them with "d1s k0mm3n7 h4z b33n m0d3r4t3d n00b ROFL!!!11!11!!!!"
lajaynay 15
lmao. 45 wins. xP
JaeC 0
16 u hit the nail on da head......OP take ur sorry ass and send him a **** off text instead of A FML post
feverinurbeaver 0
leave him, Ill treat you right.
Unlimitedv 0
ydi for having a dumb ass bf, xbox 360 is where it's at
Ckpa23 0
Please read my reply for #6, I don't want to explain it again to another idiot
KurouTenshi 0
You're boyfriend doesn't love you at all. now, if he were trading you in for every Legend of Zelda game, that'd be different. then he'd be a keeper.
ImaginaryFoe 1
The irony of that would be that he wouldn't be hers to keep anymore.
KurouTenshi 0
the irony I bathe my comment in it.
yourlifesfucked 0
i would trade a kidney for a GB and a copy of links awakening right now. that game was THE SHIT!
gilbertorius 0
must be painfull to hear that but on the other hand, there are some pretty awesome PS3games
cuttz911 3
Leave him, take the ps3 and sell it! You won't get much for it considering it's an inferior game system, but you'll feel better!
aback 5
Take him to a gay bar and announce you'll trade him for 5 bucks.
KurouTenshi 0
@#27 Aha, I see what you did there ;) I like that.
Bro_Namath 0
I think SONY should be upset that consumers are more willing to trade their, clearly terribly boring, girlfriend for their expensive gaming system. Either way you look at it, the guy is gonna get low-balled since Gamestop are real hagglers when it comes to negotiations. Still, hilarious though. FYL
irsmeagol 0
wisdom. You has it!
Bro_Namath 0
Clearly.