Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
How much longer do you plan to stick around for more of the same treatment? Kick him to the curb already!
DarkKnyte 0
Easy answer: Get a new boyfriend!
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Comments (179)
bfffness 0
just tell him u ain't for sale
Bondagebear 0
Lol, so what? Guys will be guys, to me this is hilarious.
chilesuckers 0
what a douchebucket!
wordgirl 0
Did you sell him for some makeup or a computer or some shi*? If not, then YDI for not making turnabout with a giant douche who thinks that: -a- you are a commodity. and -b- that he owns you and can sell/trade you for material goods. If you don't break up with him, you TOTALLY DESERVE WHATEVER HE DOES TO YOU FROM NOW ON. just sayin'.
royboh 0
That's a good thing. Because the PS3... HAS... NO... GAMES!
autumngirl23 0
wow hes a jerk, I would leave him..
DutchCourage 0
YDI for being 12
BeyondUno 0
obviously youre boring him lol.
PlastikSeraph 2
dont worry, sweetheart, the PS3... HAS NO GAMES.
recreationxd 0
it bf is a big jerk!!!!!!