Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
How much longer do you plan to stick around for more of the same treatment? Kick him to the curb already!
DarkKnyte 0
Easy answer: Get a new boyfriend!
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Comments (179)
iEjaculateCandy 0
BUT THE PS3 HAS NO GAEMS. and Scott Shelby is the origami killer.
etherealshadows 1
Learn to read people. Reading FML, I would say that's humanity's biggest downfall: the inability to read people (a.k.a empathize).
billy808 0
I wonder which ps3 games he wanted?
skylar98 0
mabey u wernt givin him head or doing it hard enough
Epic222662 0
YDI for dating a person in Texas. Bunch of fat-ass republican rednecks.* If your boyfriend doesn't care about you and is a nerdy fag who likes video games it's time to move on. Take his dog :P. Hell, for the fun of it bring his PS3 lolol. * This stereotype has been acknowledged and confirmed by the IC (Intellectual Community)
khoaawhoaaa 0
Kane491: & you're an even BIGGER douche for making such an ignorant sterotype about dating someone, you should get out more.
emblem99 0
What the **** are you still doing with that asshole?!?! Take his PS3 and throw it in his face, snap all his games in half, take his dog, and LEAVE!!! And all you assholes who decided to say "Go make him a sandwich" or "get back in the kitchen", **** YOU. Women RULE THE WORLD, you sons of bitches. Men act superior, but really, they would be NOWHERE without women. NOWHERE! You ******* bastards!! You sexist sons of bitches... I hope you rot in hell. And those of you who say, "Maybe you're not giving him enough head" or "I agree completely with him, PS3 games are worth more than a ******* HUMAN SOUL", you're no ******* better. Come back when you have a soul, you stupid assholes.
RedMageZidane 0
U MAD!?
loloozer 0
wow, three words come to mind, ON THE RAG.
ohheyyrach 0
Don't you mean your ex-boyfriend??
BraddaKaikz 0
wata game freak!!!
LevyisAmazing 0
Wow,man. That really sucks. I hope you broke up with him,'cause if not,well...dude,that just fails. Honestly,you deserve better.Theres just a bunch of sexist people in this world who don't give a shit about women.They can rot in hell :)