Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
How much longer do you plan to stick around for more of the same treatment? Kick him to the curb already!
DarkKnyte 0
Easy answer: Get a new boyfriend!
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Comments (179)
johnnyexpl0sion 0
Today i read a pointless post by a whiney bitch complaining about her lame boyfriend instead of doing something about it. FML.
rauj13 0
YDI for being a shorty girlfriend.
rauj13 0
shitty**
katmandont 0
I liked shorty better. :-) YDI for being a short shorty.
THISISWHATIWNADO 0
If the PS3 came with a ****** there would be no need for women anymore.
dynky 3
PS3. fleshlite. duct-tape. bingo!
lbxx3 0
g
Spewki 3
Trade him for a vibrator... They don't have thumbs, and have no use for video games.
KurouTenshi 0
The better vibrators have something LIKE thumbs, so they can tickle your ******** while you shove it up into your ******. and the even better ones have a second erection that you can shove into your ass. Just sayin.
956TXking 0
and you know how???
Xombi 0
I've got some playstation 3 games for trade.... :D
spermdump 0
Today, I traded my whiny girlfriend for a bunch of PS3 games. MLIA.
JeNaiRasLeBol 0
OP, my version of this situation would have ended like this: Today, "same story" ... So, I dumped his ass in front of everyone and made him look ridiculous. I would leave by saying, " I knew I shouldn't have settled for less, goodbye. "
iamazzie 0
in the 'front of everyone part' of 39 if u add 27s scene..perfect ending lol
Babushka_Homyak 10
Well, considering that the PS3 is supposed to have 3D capabilities soon, along with that new 3D HDTV coming out, it kind of makes sense.